'KEHUKE' THE AFRICAN MYSTERIOUS DOUBLE HEADED SNAKE.

N:B, What we all need to know here is that, there are certain things that happen to us which should have been revealed to us for us to take precaution to avert them had it been we are in certain environments. An environment with bushes and trees is the best for spiritual vibrations!

That was the reason why in those days, monasteries, temples, synagogues, churches and shrines are located in the outskirt of villages or cities as the case may be. These are the best conducive environments for spiritual vibrations.

Does it surprised you to know that plants and trees take in  carbon dioxide which we give out and give out oxygen which we take in? It is a natural mystery!

Now, we are going to look at the significant of the mysterious snake 'KEHUKE' and its appearance interpretations bit by bit.

              A.K.A, THE SPIRITUAL SEER!

This is a small snake with two heads, one at each ends of its body! It has both brownish and purple colours.

                          

                            ITS INTERPRETATIONS. 

(1) When you are walking along the bush path and you see it going to a particular direction and it didn't stop but continues, means you are on the right path of life in your living. It means you should continue on your way of life.

(2) But if it stops for seconds and continues in the same direction means, you are going against nature! That means, you have to review you ways of life and everything you do. It is a message!

(3) But if it stops for seconds and then go back to where it was coming from using the other head, means that you are going to receive a sad news of death very shortly! Either from your immediate family or from amongst your extended family members! 

(4) But if it stops and refuses to go either forward or backward, means you are going to die! Because in some instances, it wouldn't move even till the next day. It would looks as if it is dead, but it is not dead!

AGAIN: Nature communicates with humans in one way or the other but in most cases, we ignore these communications due to our ignorance! Many people believed that snake is an evil creature but it is not so! Every creature has its own uses to nature. Another common medium which nature uses to communicate messages and revelations to man, is through dreams! But regrettably, many people don't know this! At times, religious belief also contributes to this huge blunder!

Always keep record of your various dreams by writing them down in a note book!

OTURUGBEKE, THE GREAT PROBLEM SOLVER!

Dear Oturugbeke. Sir, please l need your help urgently in regrads to a confusing dream l had two days ago.

I am Osifo Egbinovia writing from Edo State.

In my dream, l saw a rat selling rat killers.He was shouting to people to come and buy the latest powerful rat killers that will clear every rat from the homes.

Sir, what does this dream mean?

THE REPLY: 

Thank you Mr Egbinovia for contacting us. Your dream is totally spiritual hence we have to consult the spiritual dictionary, the Great ORACULUS-OPARAMULUS. 

It says that the dream is a warning to you from the spiritual realms. You are destroying humans like you in one way or the other. 

But the spiritual realm makes it clearer to your understanding that you are only destroying yourself! Whatever evil you are doing to others today will consume you in no time. In other words, you are digging your own grave! Restructure your life immediately before it is too late!

THESE ARE THE WORDS OF THE GREAT ORACULUS-OPARAMULU.

IT IS EASIER FOR SOMEONE TO SQUEEZE WATER OUT OF A STONE THAN FOR THE YOUTHS TO BECOME THE FUTURE LEADERS OF TOMORROW IN AFRICA!

Once upon a time, five persons were vying for the position of a President in one of the countries in Africa. Four were youths between the ages of 30 to 39 years while the other was a seventy five year old man. As the campaigns commenced vigorously, the seventy five years old man told the youths to step down for him. They told him that he should be the one to step down for them because it has always been said that the youths are the future leaders of tomorrow.

The man told the youths that they may not be able to fulfill what it takes to become a leader. The youths said that nothing the elderly can do that they will not be able to do.

Then about 2 O' clock in the morning, the seventy five years old man took them into a thick forest.

They soon found themselves in a particular spot. There were four roads that led in and out of it. The first road was blocked by thirty fierce looking hungry lions.Any living thing that dares it, will be eaten up in seconds!

The second road was a huge fire that extended about a million kilometres. Even from their position, the heat from the fire was almost consuming them!

The third road was a mighty sea that measured about six million kilometres length by four million kilometres width with millions of ferocious crocodiles, sharks and hippopotamuses.The fourth road which was the last one was free without any danger whatsoever! 

The man told them that anyone of them who can be able to pass any of the three roads and get home safely will definitely become the next president of the country. The four youths reasoned that they have not lived long enough on the planet earth and enjoyed the best of it and so, they cannot sacrifice their lives for the sake of leadership. They told the man that they can't pass any of the three roads which give fortune!

They all followed the fourth road which was the safe one and they came back to the city. They went home with many heavy thoughts in their mind! 

Now the seventy five years old man went to the market and he bought twenty goats. He then dragged them to the road which was blocked by the thirty fierce looking hungry lions. He pushed the goats towards the lions. As the lions rushed at the goats, he used that opportunity to pass through their midst. At the end of the road, he met a god who blessed him and said, "You have really tried. Blessed are you. The presidency chooses you. Go on victoriously and conquer!"

When the election finally came up, he won! The four youths who failed asked him, how was he able to have passed the stringent obstacles. And he said to them:

"GUYS, NO MOTHER WOULD TELL HER CHILD WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN HERSELF AND HER HUSBAND THAT LED TO THE PREGNANCY THAT PRODUCED HIM OR HER!"

N:B. THIS IS AFRICAN NATURAL STORIES, THE AFRICAN LIBRARY!

DISTINGUISHED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A KNOCKOUT! PUTTING TO A REST ONE OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL BELIEFS ON EARTH!

Once upon a time, two personalities drew up a debate on: 

"DOES GOD SUPPORT THE MARRIAGE OF TWO WIVES?"

A TRADITIONAL RELIGION'S CHIEF PRIEST AND A WORLD RENOWNED PASTOR SQUARED UP THE DEBATE.

WHO WON AND WHO LOST!

They were asked to support their arguments and claims with a natural physical example!

The pastor said that God doesn't support polygamy.

That what God supports is monogamy!

He argued that had it been God supports polygamy, he should have created two women as wives for the first man, Adam!

He said the creation of one wife for Adam when God could create even a billion women for him is an indication that God doesn't support polygamy!

On the other hand, the traditional religion's chief priest said that God supports polygamy! He said that there are scores of places in the Christian Bible where he could have taken his argument from to prove that God never go against it even when his beloved kings and judges were doing it.

He said that he is going to use God's own handiwork to prove it to the world!

HE CALLS IT "NATURAL PHYSICAL EXAMPLE"

He said that the human's waist is a man and God created two wives for him and they are the two legs!

That the human's chest is a man and God created two wives for him and they are the two breasts!

That the human's head is a man and God created two wives for him and they are the two ears!

That the human's forehead is a man and God created two wives for him and they are the two eyes!

That the human's face is a man and God created two wives for him and they are the two nostrils!

That the human's shoulder is a man and God created two wives for him and they are the two hands!

To conclude the topic, he said that the first and the greatest man God created on earth is the male PENIS!

He said that the male penis is the head of all men and God created two wives for him and they are the two testicles  which are the power of the production of children today on earth!

THIS WAS HOW THE DEBATE ENDED!

THIS IS THE AFRICAN LIBRARY!

THE DAY THAT A TEACHER WILL BE FLOGGED WILL BE THE DAY HE/SHE WOULD KNOW HOW PAINFUL THE CANE IS!

There was this man, a chronic womanizer! He goes mainly after married women who are peoples wives!

He has a beautiful looking wife and a teenage girl of sixteen years old as a daughter.

One Saturday afternoon, he was romancing and kissing a certain married lady inside his car as he packed off the road that leads to his house. As they were engrossed in their illicit activities, a certain man ran down to him and said: "Oga, so you are here romancing and a man is out there beside that big lorry romancing and kissing your wife!" 

He quickly followed the man and the man pointed at them.

His head almost caught fire on seeing the man holding his wife very tightly and closely too with their mouths glued to each other! As he was about to rush down to confront the man, another guy said to him, "Oga, look over there! See how that young guy is holding and romancing your daughter very tightly!"

As he looked, behold, on his left-hand side was a man holding and romancing his wife and on his right-hand side was a man also holding and romancing his only beloved daughter! And he held the young guy and said, "Please help me! What should l do? Which of them should l attack first?"

And the young guy looked at him and said, "You can't attack any of them because the woman whom you were engrossed in love with before l called you is also another man's wife. Just stand and watch them and you will know how painful it is what you are doing to other men!"

"ANOTHER LESSON WHICH THE POLICE WILL NEVER FORGET IN A HURRY! ( Part Two )

 Once upon a time, there was this police roadblock along a popular busy road. This road is very crucial owing to the fact that it leads to eight rural commercial villages.

People come from far and near to buy meat, garri, plantains, cocoyams, yams, fish, crabs, crayfish, oysters and many others edibles in these villages markets!

Because of the commercial activities in these villages, the police makes a brisk business in the roadblock. Many of the commercial vehicles overload their vehicles with goods and since they knew that it is an offence, they come down to settle the police before passing. Daily, the police makes fortune at this roadblock!

At a time, their activities was reported to their Superior officer and he began to monitor them by paying an unscheduled visit to the checkpoint. On such a visit, he checks all their pockets for money. Woe to any officer whom a large sum of money is found in his pockets!

Because of this the policemen at the roadblock device a tactics. Behind the roadblock is a thick forest with mighty trees! They bought a wide and deep plastic container with a cover. They hid it behind a tree. Whatever money they got, they keep it inside. Then came a time of crisis between two of these villages. A lot of gunrunners began to supply weapons to the two warring communities!

Because of this, the crisis lingered on for a very long time.

And so the authority deployed a detachment of soldiers to this very roadblock to check the movement of arms into the villages. Most of the soldiers were deployed directly to the warring communities. Only seven soldiers were deployed to the roadblock to join the police. The soldiers sat down while the police did the collection of money.

In the evening when they are to handover duty, all of them would go to where the container is and open it in the presence of everyone of them and share the money amongst themselves, But later, the police saw it as a cheat for them to do the collection only for them to share the money with the soldiers. And so, towards the evenings, when they are about to handover duty, any of the police who takes money to keep in the container would pack a substantial amount from the money and hide it far.

When they had shared the money in the container and the soldiers gone, they would quickly bring out the ones they have hidden and share it among themselves. After all, monkeys can't be working and bamboos are eating!

But very soon, the soldiers found out secretly what the police are doing! And they decided to beat the police to their game. One day, they have a huge amount of money because that was the day after peace was brokered between the two warring communities and they lay down their arms!

For the first time after about a year, commercial activities resume in these two communities again!

That was why they got a huge amount of money that day.

Now, towards the evening hours, one of the soldiers with a motorcycle told them that he wanted to go to a neighbouring village to buy palm wine. When he had gone far, he parked off the road and trust soldiers when  it comes to sneaking! He crawled through the forest down to the roadblock and moved to the container. He took a big sack along and he emptied the whole money into the sack and placed the container back in its position and covered it.

He crawled back to his motorcycle and rode off!

He gave the sack to the lady who sells the palm wine to keep for him. He told her that it contains his property and nothing should come closer to where she keeps it.

He then rode down to the roadblock with a keg of fresh palm wine which they all enjoyed!

Then, came the zero hour! The hour when all of them usually go into the bush to share the money.

On getting there, the police opens it with much enthusiasm  because that was the day they made the highest money. But alas, no money!

It was like a miracle or better still a horror movie that is not real!

They continue to stare at one another as to what is actually happening? Where is all the money?

Then the soldiers pretended to be angry. They told the police that they are the ones who usually go there to keep the money; which means they have to account for the missing money. But in all these, the seven soldiers knew what they have done. The police then begged them to exercise a little patient with them that when they received their salary at the month end, they would from it give them their share. The police finally received their salary. They took from each of their salary to pay the soldiers.

Meanwhile that day, after closing, the soldiers went to the woman's shop and collected the money which they shared among themselves with each of them getting a whooping amount that could be up to their salaries of two years then!

The police smelt rat! They suspected that the soldiers may have something to do with the missing money because for years they have been keeping money there, they had never lost a dine! They then decided not to be posted together with the soldiers again. They formed another roadblock far off from the soldiers.

Now with the police gone, the soldiers found it difficult to stand on the road to collect money from motorists.

They then found a young man of about twenty years of age. They gave him a camouflage T-shirt and a cap. He stands on the road to collect money for the soldiers. He became very proud in his area. He moves around with pride putting on the camouflage T-shirt and cap. He talks to people with impunity! Like the saying that "When you give a local man uniform, he becomes a problem to his community". Some of the community's elders went to the young Man's mother to complain to her about her son's attitude. They told her to caution him.

But she became angry with them. She said that the villagers were jealous because her son was chosen to be among the soldiers. She asked them to go and drown in the sea because her son was already a soldier. She went and told the soldiers about all that the villagers are saying. The soldiers came to warn the villagers.They said that the villagers should know that the young man is a soldier and that means his mother should be respected and treated with dignity because she is a mother of a soldier man. When the soldiers had gone, she told them that she has been vindicated when she referred to her son as a soldier because the soldiers themselves have confirmed it.

She began to mock at the people with the following song:

As E dey pain dem, E dey sweet us! As E dey sweet us, E dey pain them. Fools! Your useless sons are not even fit for common voluntary organizations such as boyscout and MAN' O WAR BAY. Whether they like it or not, he is already a soldier!

The police reported the soldiers' and the boy's activities to the military authority. The head of the military then beams his searchlight on the activities of the soldiers at the roadblock by paying an unscheduled visit to the roadblock regularly. One day, he was in his car coming towards the roadblock when he ran into a chaotic traffic jam! He enquires from motorists on what was causing the gridlock. They told him that it was as a result of the military roadblock. He got down from his car and walks down to the roadblock only for him to see this young man collecting money from motorists.

He asked him if he was a soldier man to which he says he was not. He asks him where did he get the camouflage T-shirt and cap from. He said that they were given to him by the soldiers for him to collect money for them. He turns towards the soldiers who were all presenting their arms in a general salute! They denied knowing the young man let alone to have given camouflage T-shirt and cap to him to collect money for them. He then commands the soldiers to fire him since he is denting the image of the military.

In a second, they open fire on him and he died flat!

Now, when the commander of the army had gone, the soldiers went to the young man's mother. They told her that as being a soldier man goes with dignity and pride,  also does it go with death. They told her that her son died in a crossfire with enemies. That is, he died in an active service to his father's land. She asks them when would the government pay her, his son's gratuity as a force man who died in an active service. They told her that he is an unknown soldier because his name hasn't been sent to army headquarters. That means he was pre-korofo. That is suffer-suffer for world, zombie of no recognition!

She collapsed on the macadamized thoroughfare and the villagers burst into what they called, "He who laughs last, laughs best. As E dey sweet us, E dey pain them. Omo, as E dey pain them, E dey sweet us!"

THAT IS THE END OF THIS STORY!

"MUM, YOURS IS TYPE A MADNESS WHILE DAD'S OWN IS TYPE C MADNESS!"

There was this woman, a great talkative. Even when alone, she talks to herself. The only time that she doesn't talk is when sleeping!

Her husband is also a drunkard. Whenever he is drunk, he also talks a lot without ceasing!

One day, their only daughter who was a senior secondary school student was taught in their Biology class by their teacher that there are many types of madness. He told them that the commonest ones are the type A and type C.

He told them that the type A patient usually talks even when alone and that the only time he or she doesn't talk is when sleeping!

He said that the type C patient only talks abnormally when he or she is drunk!  In other words, the type C madness is caused by an excessive intake of alcoholic drinks.

He also told them that the only remedy is to slash a little from the tongue of the patient to make it shorter and that will reduce the excessive talking.

Now, when she returned home, she said to her parents.

"Mum, no wonder you never get tired of talking!

You are suffering from a madness known as "TYPE A MADNESS WHILE DAD'S OWN IS TYPE C.

MUM: Since, you have discovered it, what is the remedy?

DAUGHTER: Just to use a knife or cutlass to slash a little from your tongues. That's all. And l am ready to do it now without delay. You can see my cutlass!

MUM AND DAD: You mean that you want cut from our tongues?

DAUGHTER: If that will reduce the talking as far as l concerned, no problem with it.

HE WHO SELLS RUMOURS AUTOMATICALLY BUYS MOCKERY!

WHEN A RABBIT RUNS INTO THE HOME OF THE HUNTER DURING THE DAY, IT IS CHASED OUT INSTEAD OF KILLING IT BECAUSE IT IS A TABOO!

There was this man who stood along the express road waiting for a taxi. Soon, a taxi came and the driver asked him where he was going. He told him. Fortunately, the driver said that it was exactly where he was going too.

He then entered. There were three other men in the car. When they have gone half a kilometre, they said to him.

OCCUPANTS: Please, Mr. We are sorry to tell you that we are ritualists! It is our policy to informed anybody we kidnapped our intention of kidnapping him or her before we finally used such a person for money rituals.

So, we are going to use you for money rituals and we are sorry about it.

But the man didn't answer them. After about two poles drive, they said to him again. 

OCCUPANTS: Didn't you understand us? We said we are going to use you for money rituals. That is to kill you.

PASSENGER: I heard and understood you quite well. Let's go.

After some minutes, they parked the car off the road.

OCCUPANTS  Oga, we are ritualists and we are going to use you for money rituals. We hope you know what it means?

PASSENGER: What is your stress?

Are you all amateur in kidnapping?

Haven't you kidnapped before?

Why are you worried?

I am the one who should be worried and not you.

I am not worried. I said let's go; l am ready!

After some minutes drive, they parked again and they said to him: I beg, come down. We don't know whom you are.

Don't come and give us trouble.

How can someone be told that he is going to be killed and he is even happier? Carry your trouble forward, we don't need people like you!

THE FALCON CAN'T BE MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN TO SEE THE CHICKS IN AN IRON CAGE!

There was this man a single father. He packed into a compound with six daughters and two sons. 

The landlord was a womanizer. Immediately he saw the man's daughters, he salivated!

"Yes, l am going to at least get one or two of these girls. It is just a matter of giving them money", he thought.

He then went to meet the man and he said, "You are going to enjoy this my compound. You see, female children are very friendly. They tell stories and smile in a wonderful way not like the male children who are always in the football field".

Meanwhile, other tenants have told him about the landlord's womanizing character.

The next week he took his daughters to a boarding school.

Two days after this, the landlord came to him and the following ensued between them.

LANDLORD: My new tenant, for the past two days, l haven't seen your daughters.

TENANT; Oh, thank you sir! I have put them in a boarding school far away.

LANDLORD: Good. That means they will only be coming home on holidays.

TENANT: Oh, not at all!

Even during the holidays they will be in the school.

The only time they will come is after their graduation when they are about to marry. Girls problems are too many.

Let me remain with the two boys.

LANDLORD: Look my tenant. The only way to bring your daughters up in an upright way is for them to be closer to you their father so that you can be advising them. Don't you know that many bad things can happen to them in the school that will cause you and them great injury in the future?

TENANT: Thank you sir. But you see, house or closer injury will be greater to me and them than that of the school.

When the landlord has gone into his room, he said, "What a bad luck is this! Look at all these protruding chests and big bottoms young girls have all escaped my fine boy!

Nothing can be worse for the hen than for it to be seeing  the groundnuts inside the bottle but can't eat them".

GBAGBOS LIVE NO DUPLICATE! ON, 'HARSH ECONOMY REALITY'

DAUGHTER: Mummy, you and my class teacher have a similar character.

Both of you hoard your skills.

She teaches for an hour and sits down. Then she tells us to google whatever thing we don't know.

The remain hours, will be for browsing!

These days, the food you cook are no longer delicious as they used to!

It is cleared to me that you are hoarding your cooking knowledge.

MOTHER: Yes, you are right my daughter.

You see, the economy of the country is biting harder and harder.

If more money is added to the teacher's salary, she will teach well as supposed.

Also, if your father increased the feeding money, then, l will cook the best delicious meals!

The hardship of the economy of the country is affecting all aspects of our daily life; both kids, young and old!

A month later, 

MOTHER: Esther, for sometimes now, l have been observing that you sweep the bedroom and skip the sitting room. You also wash the plates and skip the spoons and forks, so on and so forth. What is happening?

DAUGHTER: Mum, l hope you said that the economy is affecting both the kids, young and the old.

It is affecting me negatively too. If you and daddy can add to the feeding money you give me to school, then l will do my domestic chores thoroughly.

I leant it from you and my teacher.

I am also hoarding my skills. 

Let's do it together.

THESE ARE THE AFRICAN NATURAL STORIES!

Hello distinguished personalities, ladies and gentlemen.

This is a vital information to the whole WORLD and AFRICANS.

This website AFRICAN NATURAL STORIES was started in the year 2017. The concept of this website is to bring to the world some events that took place in the past.

The history of the world can't be completed without  mentioning some of them. But it should be noted here that not all of them were physical! In AFRICAN NATURAL STORIES, We are going to explore some of these events bit by bit from the physical world to the spiritual realm!

A lot of persons may be wondering about the contents of this website. If really it is AFRICAN NATURAL STORIES, then where are these natural stories?  Yes, anybody who thinks in this direction is not far from the truth.

The AFRICAN NATURAL STORIES are yet to come!

We are going to shake the world with some of the forgotten AFRICAN NATURAL STORIES!

THE BELOW ARE SOME OF THE AFRICAN NATURAL STORIES THAT WE HAVE FOR THE WORLD!

WE ARE GOING TO WRITE THEM ONE AFTER THE OTHER.

THEY MAY TAKE UP TO FIVE YEARS OR MORE FOR THEM TO BE COMPLETED.

WE HEREBY CALL ON THE WHOLE WORLD TO COMPLEMENT THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO  BE A MONUMENT FOR THE WORLD AND AFRICA.

                        OUR NATURAL STORIES

( 1 ) DEATH STING, ARHAKAH   1 

This is a very spiritual and pathetic story about a man named Arhakah. A champion of the world wrestlers.

Having defeated all human wrestlers, the spirits invited him to come to the spirits' land and take part in a wrestling contest! He honoured the invitation. But his late father who was also a spirit warned him that nobody has ever come to the spirits land and go back!

He ignored his father's advice and went.

He fought the spirits like mad! But find out what happened to him!

( 2 ) GOSNARA ARHAKAH 2 

Gosnara was the only male amongst the children of the late Arhakah, the wrestlers' champion of Unubi village.

He was bald from birth. When his father died, the corpse was washed and the water was used to bathe Gosnara so that his father's powers could be transferred into him.

He was a giant! He fought all the days of his life with the witches and the wizards! He was invited to the coven where the witches and the wizards imprisoned him.

But he fought and destroyed the coven and came back home.

He drew up a battle and declared war on all the witches and wizards. The leader of the world witches and wizard hung him on the air for days and he called to his father.

Arhakah heard the voice of his only son. He was compassionate! He came out from the spirits' land and brought him down to the chagrined of Mololobo, the leader of the witches and wizards! And a war of attrition begun!

Find out what happened next!

( 3 ) DOUBLE SIN, ETEEM, THE ARMED ROBBER.

 This is one of those stories with series of war between the ancestors and the gods! Spiritual blunders, killings and sorrows. One spiritual realm challenging the other etc!

( 4 ) THE ARMY OF SHEHU TAHILA THE WAR LORD!

Tahila was born on the day the people of his village returned from the holy land, hence the name Alhaji.

He grew up to be a ruffian and he formed a band of raiders who go from one village to the other plundering people's properties. His Creed, "WHOSOEVER LOOKS INTO MY EYES SHALL NEVER SEE GOOD". But he got his match!

( 5 ) ANGELICA AND ANGELICO, THE FLYING TWINS!

This is a very frightened story about an lroko tree which became pregnant as its stem budged out!

One day, it splits opened and two babies fell down!

They began to cry and after sometimes, the women summoned courage and took them away and bathed them. The people observed that they have little pairs of wings under their armpits. Many strange things happened.

They fly like birds! They had a spiritual warfare with the AFRICAN DEADLY TREE!  Fine out what happened next!

( 6 ) DIMRANA AND THE CROCODILE!

"MY LAST ARROW, MY LIFE!" 

This is a story about a lady who took to hunting a thing the females were never allowed to do. She became a champion in hunting. But she put herself and her entire village people into a spiritual dilemma!

She ended up killing her entire family!

( 7 ) AKAPA'S TROUBLE!

This is a very pathetic story about a kingdom which didn't want the princess to get married to an outsider.

But the princess was bent on marrying the outsider and so the Royal family brought a false allegation of theft against him and he was stoned to death. But many years later his spirit began to rob the kingdom of valuable goods. Spiritual thieves invaded the kingdom. They consulted the gods which recommended a seven tail monkey!

To get the seven tail monkey, many people went into the forest in search for it because a handsome reward awaits whosoever that could get it. The Fairy the forest god decided to kill all the hunters and so it initiated what was known as the "JUNGLE DRAMA". 

Find out what happened!

( 8 ) MAJAKAH THE VILLAGE OF THIEVES!

This is a story about a village known as the village of thieves! No stranger is allowed into the village. His clothes would disappear from his or her body. A hunter accidentally found himself in this village and his clothes disappeared from his body! There was a law in this village which says that anybody without clothes on should be carried a village called " MADOPO DE MAHADA" the village of mad people. The hunter was carried down to this place of torture. But the squirrel who was the spiritual realms chief priest came to his rescue and the squirrel too became a victim. Find out what happened next!

( 9 ) OGRIKI AND THE MERMAIDS.

THE SPIRITUALISTS OF JAMATA CHALLENGED THE gods AS OGRIKI AND HIS COLLEAGUES HAVE ONLY FIVE DAYS TO LIVE!

THE gods NEVER LIE FOR THEY HAVE SPOKEN!

This is a story about some fishermen who went fishing and they were seized under water by the mermaids!

The champion of the fishermen, a retired fisherman named "Ogriki  tried to rescue the fishermen and he was equally detained by the mermaids. They were arraigned before the marine court headed by LAVIARRA the marine chief judge. They were eventually found guilty of killing their children, the fishes of the sea!

Find out what happened next.

( 10 ) ARINI THE DEAD SPIRIT!

This is one of the most sorrowful stories of mankind!

Arini was born in a very bizarre manner. When his mother was carrying his pregnancy, she was drowned in the mighty Tuna River. Some days later, her corpse was found!

The fishermen carried her body out. It was decomposing already. Miraculously, her tommy tore opened and the baby rolled out! Everyone took to their heels. But later, when the baby began to cry, they came and carried him away. They found out that he has a small round mirror attached to his left palm. He grew up to become a philanthropist! He has spiritual powers to heal people of any ailment.  The herbalists ganged up against him and killed him after many years of running battles. He was survived by a little boy named "MAZZACANA" Which means "THIS WORLD DOES NOT LOVE ME". 

Arini also lost his wife in a bizarre circumstances.

He faced judgment after his death as he was ushered into the spiritual judgement hall with tambourines and harps!

His spirit came back to earth to avenge his death.

Find out what happened next!

( 11 ) "I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE AVENGED THE DEATH OF MY WIFE. FROM THE CITY OF THE DEVILS!

This is a very pathetic story about a nursing mother named,  " Ajinama". She went to the river to wash some clothes. She lay her baby on a wrapper which she spread under a shady tree. Now, as she back the water washing the clothes, a mighty shark swam down to her quietly and ate her up! After some hours the baby began to cry!

At last some fishermen heard the continuous cry of a baby and they paddled down to see what was happening. They only saw a little girl crying helplessly on the wrapper.

First, they thought her mother may have gone to bring more clothes because they saw the clothes which she was washing and the soap. Later, they carried her to the village and found her father, "Trilinga" who followed them down to the river. After sometimes, the fishermen told him that they suspected that she may have been eaten up by a shark.

He became very sad and he vowed that it was really truth that it was a shark that ate her, then he won't rest not until he had avenged the death of his wife.

And so about a week later, he and the fishermen went to 

the same spot and he packed some clothes and he backed the river and he pretended to be washing the clothes. 

The fishermen with spears, harpoons and nets his beside the bank of the river. Soon they saw a big shark swimming quietly towards Triliga. Himself had also seen it and he began to move quietly towards the land so that it will not suspect. When its head was out of the water and was it was trying to swim into the sand, the fishermen swung into action, plunging their sharp sparkling spears into its body!  It tried to swim back into the river but they threw wide nets to wrap its body up.

Later, they cut opened its belly and they found the remains of Ajinama's body inside. Her bangles and neck beads were also found in the stomach.

Later, the mermaids spoke to the villagers through the Oracle that the shark was  the Prince of the marine kingdom. This led to the invasion of the island by the mermaids. It was life or death battle. 

Find out what happened next!

( 12 ) GROUND REFUSES HER BODY!

THE GREAT AJAKAJA'S PREDICTION!

LAUGH CRIES AS HAPPINESS OPENS NOT HER LIPS!

This is another sorrowful story about a lady called "SIRINA" which mean, "Which means, sorrow has chosen me in life".

In the tradition, girls marry at the age of twelve years and boys fifteen years. But they are to be together till when the girl will attains the age of fifteen years and the boy eighteen years respectively. They must not make love within these three years. When the three years have completed, a certain bangle will be put on the neck of the boy and the girl as a sign that they are now matured and have been approved to sleep together and have children.

Now, this boy named, "Molama and his wife to be Delpham" were joined together and put on a tree year probation. But a year later, Molama began to see himself making love to Delpham in the dream. Delpham also began to see Molama making love to her in the dream.

Two years later Delpham miraculously became pregnant from the sexual intimacy they had in the dream. A thing which has never been witnessed! The council of elders didn't believe that it was the love making in their dreams that led to the pregnancy. They accused them of sleeping together thereby breaking the law. They law says that when the law is broken they accused persons must be banished out of the village for life.

They left the village into the unknown world!

Luckily after thick and thin, they arrived a big city in another part of the word! They were well taken care of.

Delpham finally put to bed in this city called, "Abilajah". 

The king of the city built a big house for them.

But this baby was not just an ordinary human!

She was spiritually fortified from birth.

When she was about twelve years old, she left Abilajah all alone one morning without telling anyone and went to visit her grandparents in Conrsna his parents' village, a place she has never been to. Now, she was as white as the morning sun.  Her body radiates and sparkles.

Many things happened to her. She was finally killed and when she was buried, the refused her body and threw it out several times. Find out what happened next!

( 13 ) THE YOUNG FARMER AND THE FAIRY!

DEATH STING THE KING OF THE SPIRITS VERSUS THE FAIRY, THE FOREST GOD!

This is one of the greatest story in the history of mankind!

Amha was a son of a potter named, "Gnendahi".

After the death of his father, he began to face hardship.

Now, there was a very fertile land which the chief of the village gave to his father. He decided to farm on the land instead of him to starve to death. He just twelve years old.

He got a machete and went to the bush to clear it. He did much clearing and he went home in the evening.

But when he returned the next day, he found out that someone had helped him cleared it further than where he stopped. So it continued till he was done with the clearing.

He thought that perhaps, the person doing it doesn't want to tell him but doing it out of sympathy for him. 

When it came to planting the same thing happened.

Then came harvest time. The same thing happened.

When he harvest a small portion and go home, the next time he would come, someone had harvested much crops than himself. He believed that whosoever that is doing it must be coming in the night hours after he may have gone!

And so, he decided to return to the farm during the night hours. When he got there, he his himself closer to the farm. About an hour later,  heard a strange and fearful noises. Then, he saw the bushes and trees bending and cracking. Soon, a very huge fiery creature appeared with a great heat! 

This is the Fairy, the forest god!

As he got closer to the farm, he raised up his nostrils and he perceived the scent of life! And he said in their usual nasal way, "This night is going to be great. I can perceive the aroma of meat around. I will roast it to eat the yams". 

And Amha shouted at him saying, "Who are you and what are you this thief doing in my farm?" 

And he replied, "I am the Fairy, the forest god. Every land belongs to me".

And Amha said, "No, every land doesn't belong to you. This is my land". With this he began to pursue Amha. Nothing on earth could stopped the Fairy from chasing after Amha.

For months the little boy continues to run for his dear life.

The Fairy vowed that nothing would stops him from eating Amha. As he chased after Amha, he held a big tuber of yam. And it dawned on Amha that nothing on earth could saves him from the Fairy and so he decided to run down to the land of the spirits to meet his dead parents.

He got to the land of the spirits and he called to his father in a song. Gnendahi heard the voice of his only son. He was companionate for him. He came forward with cold wind! Amha told him all that took place between him and the Fairy. He looks into his palms to see if Amha had lied.

He found that he has not lied. And he cried out: KIAHU- KIAHU- KIAHU!!! Now a big fight ensued between them. And the Fairy metamorphosed to seven huge ferocious looking fairies with fire coming out of their months. They began to rain down fire and brimstones.

Another spirit was sent to help Gnendahi, yet they were no match for the Fairies! 

At this stage, Amha called to his mother for help in a song thus:  OH, MOTHER, OH! 

OH, MOTHER, OH!

HEAR THY VOICE OF YOUR SON!

THE BATTLE HAS REACHED DEATH STAGE, MOTHER, DEATH STAGE!

NO HOW DEEP YOU ARE, COME OUT, DEATH STAGE!

Ehanamitaha, Amha's mother heard the voice of her only son. She was compassionate for him.The Fairy posed a great threat to the spirits land. And they have have to called on the king of the spirit!

This spirit doesn't walk on the ground.

He suspended himself in the air and moves with the wind!

Find out what happened next!

"WHEN AN EXPENSIVE COMMODITY COMES TO YOU SO CHEAPLY, DON'T WASTE EVEN A SECOND TO GRAB IT" VERSUS "THOSE WHOM THE gods WILL DESTROYED, THEY FIRST BLESSED THEM".

There was this paragon of beauty female university student. She was in her final year in the university. She was a daughter of an army brigadier.

Now, in this university, there were a lot of randy male lecturers. The most fierce and notable one amongst them was a professor called, "Bigidash" aka 'torpedo, the never missed bullet" There was a rumoured that he sleeps with 95 percent of the female students.

One day, this paragon of beauty female student went to his office and the following ensued between them.

STUDENT: Good afternoon sir, prof.

LECTURER: Good afternoon, Miss Gospel, l supposed.

STUDENT: You are very right sir. Miss Gospel.

LECTURER: You are welcome to my office. This is the first time over four years that you have been in this school that we have spoken and also for you to have come into my office. I hope nothing wrong?

STUDENT: Not at all! My graduation is getting closer and l just decided to use this opportunity to greet and familiarize myself with all the lecturers before l will finally leave.

LECTURER: That is very kind and thoughtful of you. This is the first time l have witnessed this type of good behaviour from any student. You are highly welcome. Get seated and let me offer you wine.

STUDENT: No sir. You know this is your office and a lot of students and your colleagues frequently come here. If you really want to buy me drink or anything, then let make it on Sunday so that you can take me out.

LECTURER: Well, that can't be possible because l shall be very busy on Sunday.

STUDENT: Alright, let's make it Saturday then.

LECTURER: Saturday, l shall be going to a party.

STUDENT: Sir, it seems you are avoiding me?

Have l offended you in any way?

Look, prof, when a scarce commodity comes your way in a very cheap rate just in form of a blessing, you grab it with a speed of a lightning flash!

LECTURER: Yes, but also remember that "those whom the gods want to destroy, they first blessed them".

'THE SNAKE CAN'T GIVE BIRTH TO SOMETHING SHORT'

 A teacher was teaching some students 'history' in a school abroad. She asked the students to say some of the histories of their countries that cannot be forgotten.

One of the students has this to say.

STUDENT: My country's good histories can't be completed without the mention of the dreadful slave trade.

TEACHER: No, that is not a good history.

STUDENT: Alright, my country's good histories can't be completed without the mention of the civil war which consumed about two million innocent souls.

TEACHER: No, that is not a good history.

STUDENT: Alright, my country's good histories can't be completed without mentioning our leaders who steal public money and run down here to hide.

TEACHER: No, that is not a good history.

STUDENT: Alright, my country's good histories can't be completed without kidnapping and money rituals been mentioned.

TEACHER: No, that is not a good history.

STUDENT: Alright, my country's good histories can't be completed without mentioning the baby factory cartel. This is a process whereby men are paid to sleep with young ladies in order to impregnate them. 

When they finally give birth, the babies are sold just like chickens in a poultry farm.

TEACHER: No, that is not a good history.

STUDENT: Alright, my country's good histories can't be completed without the cases of examinations and electoral malpractices.

TEACHER: No, that is not a good history.

STUDENT: Alright, my country's good histories can't be completed without mentioning the killer herdsmen, kidnapping of students for wives, bribery, extortion and corruption in high places.

TEACHER: No, that is not a good history too.

But come to think of it, what country on earth could that be?!

STUDENT: I can't tell you its name. From all the happenings in it, we don't need a soothsayer to tell us its name.

'MODERN DAYS EMPLOYMENT CONCEPT'

There is this wealthy young man who owns a very big company. His major problem is womanizing!

He employs his female members of staff based on beauty.

He has an office of a personal secretary who is always a female!

At a time, his long time serving personal secretary got married and so she quitted the job.

He begins to search for another paragon of beauty lady to replace her. He then wrote a signpost outside the company's gate. It reads as follows:

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!

A beautiful looking lady is urgently needed.

She must be a paragon of beauty.

Salary, very, very attractive with other loyalty benefits!

Her bottoms must be large and heavy!

Her breasts must be succulent!

Blue sexy eyes will be an added advantage.

The next morning, a perfect lady who even beats his description came for the job!

He asked the receptionist to usher her into his office.

As the lady appears, he almost lost his composure!

He wonders if she is really a human being!

He offered her a chair.

He told her that before anybody can be employed, she must sign a memorandum of understanding.

Also anybody employed must obeys everything he tells her and she can no longer resign until two years time.

Surprisedly, the lady said she is ready to be loyal come what may!

When the lady had signed the memorandum of understanding, he became confident that certainly, he must score the goal. He was still wondering where such a beautiful looking lady like her must have been all the while!

He reasoned within himself that going by her beauty, seeing her nakedness alone will be enough to pay her any amount! But he decides to control himself amidst an uneasy movements under his trousers. He salivates time and time! He told her that she will be his personal secretary which means he can need her services at anytime and at anywhere.

The lady said to him, "Sir, your wishes are my command from this moment onward!"

When he heard this words from her, he almost wrestled her down on the sofa chair and plung into her from behind!

He has to control himself being the first day of meeting.

Luckily for him, it was Friday! Yes, the next day will be Saturday, a perfect and convenient day for side deals!

He looks at her from time to time.

Then, the lady too decided to strike a deal with him seeing that he looks like the type that can even sign his death warrant to see the nakedness of a woman!

She told him that he should sign that whatever things he had promised her can no longer be changed!

Then he took her bank account numbers and transferred the sum of a hundred thousand naira into it for her transport down home.

Just like she had expected, the next day, at precisely 3:00pm, he called her to meet him at a popular standard restaurant! She dressed up to kill and left.

At that moment, seeing her gives an impression that the heavens above must be missing out an angel!

The director almost collapsed on seeing her beauty!

He became visibly shaking!

He almost knelt down to greet her!

They ate the most expensive dishes and drunk the best available wine!

He also bought take away packs worth thousands of naira for her. In addition to these, he made another transfer of a hundred thousand naira into her bank account.

Then came the zero hour! The long overdue expected hour!

Yes, it is here after all tge dealing dialings!

"I must confess to you that since l was born l have dealt with countless ladies within and outside the shore of this country but l haven't seen a lady as beautiful looking as you! Even the receptionist when she brought in your application, she simply said that it was brought by an angel! She confessed that she hasn't seen a woman as beautiful as you in her entire life", he said.

 She just smile and said, "You flattered me sir, thank you".

Without wasting time, he said, "Young lady, l don't need to tell you what next because l have fulfilled all righteousness. Let's go and enjoy ourselves, l can no longer wait for a second because since yesterday that l set my eyes on you till now, my erection has refused to depressed. It remains standing at three hundred and sixty degree! The angle of elevation has no longer depression!

Only your nakedness can depress it!"

And the lady said, "Brother, but you can't do this to me. It is a taboo and you know that".

"Meaning what?" He asked looking angry.

LADY: Sir, l am your younger sister. Your father's daughter from his failed relationship with a lady police officer. My name is Vivian Ogonogo. Remember that Ogonogo is our great grandfather's family's name.

The director became immediately weak as his mind flashback to this younger sister of his! He remembered seeing her when she was still very young and that was about thirty years ago! Yes, she is indeed his own blood!

That means, all his encomiums and admirations and money as well as the MOU are now null and void!

What a miscalculation!

Now, it seems the hungry lion which lay an ambush for an antelope, can only sees a rhinoceros!

This mean its hunger will have no ending sooner or later!

And he said, "You knew all the while then why didn't you tell me?"

LADY: Sir, when an expert predator wants to catch a stubborn prey, it doesn't display its canine teeth as not to scare it.

After about a week it became known by everyone in the company that this paragon of beauty was no other person but the director's younger sister!

Most of the senior staff of the company began to woo her.

Amongst them was the personnel manager who shows a greater interest in her. 

Now, when the director learnt that most members of staff of the company, including the personnel manager are showing interest in her, he wrote a notice and pasted it in strategic places in the company's premises. The notice reads as follows:

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!

All those of you looking for relationship within the company's premises should be informed that there is no vacancy. This is a company where goods are manufactured and not a matchmaking entrepreneur!

You are warned for the safety of your job keep off or else, anyone caught in an unmentionable act will have his appointment terminated and handed over to the police for prosecution.

SIGNED: Director.

Now, the lady on seeing the notice knew why it was written and so he confronted his brother for writing such a demeaning notice. 

He said to her, "You are my younger sister and l want the best for you. I can't open my eyes and see you befriend a low income earner like these staffs of mine".

And she said to him, "But you employed me to receive this same low income before. And for your information the personnel manager is not a low income earner. You promised to be paying me a hundred thousand naira as salary but he has promised to be giving me the sum of two hundred thousand naira monthly. That is not bad".

He became very angry and said, "He is my employee and l know how much l pay him monthly but if he thinks he can spoil my sister because of the four hundred thousand naira l pay him monthly then l shall not hesitate to reduce his salary to a hundred thousand naira monthly. Idiot.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Those who complain most are the worse to be complained about!

GBAGBOS LIVE NO DUPLICATE! On, "Their eyes never get blinded".

One day, a certain philanthropist organized a party for the visually impaired persons. Surprisedly, a couple with eight children was amongst them. Not only that they have eight children but the wife was still heavily pregnant!

The following ensued between the philanthropist and the couple.

PHILANTHROPIST: Sir, both of you and your wife are blind.

Then how come you people were able to see perfectly to make love and gave birth to these healthy children?

Your wife is also expecting another baby soon!

HUSBAND: Sir, although, our eyes may be blind but our private parts' eyes are not blind! They are always open and they see clearly!

'WICKEDNESS IS LIKE THE EXCREMENT WHICH YOU DELIBERATELY LEFT ON THE PART OF THE BUSHES WHICH YOU ARE CLEARING TOWARDS, YOU WILL SURELY GET TO IT!'

                          FICTION! FICTION!! FICTION!!!

                           A SERIOUS LESSON OF LIFE.

Once upon a time, there was a city called Vabnaka.

At a time, the law went round the city that having a personal generator was highly prohibited. Violators would be punished with excommunication!

Because of the severity of the punishment attached,  everyone who has a generator set, sold it off!

The public electricity management board got every household connected to electricity supply.

Because the only means of electricity was by the public electricity, the electricity management board became proud and corrupt about its services to the consumers. They bill the consumers with impunity and outrageous amounts.

One day, they were on a mass disconnection of defaulters and they came to the only private hospital that was in that city. This hospital was very important to the people because it was the only hospital in that part and it served all the towns and villages far and near. The four electricity officials were been escorted by three armed law enforcement agents.

They brought an outrageous bill of about a million naira to the hospital as its bill for that month!

The doctor in charged of the hospital was bamboozled!

He wondered why the hospital should be given such an outrageous bill. He told the officials that he has been paying between twenty to twenty five thousand naira monthly and he wondered why it suddenly jumped to a million naira!

He begged them to be considerate. But they told him that he either pay or they disconnect his power supply. They reminded him about the huge amount of money he gets daily from the patients who come for treatment there.

He said that he didn't have that much on him and that he would pay half and balance them later.

But they refused saying that he has the money but he just deliberately wanted to pay only a part of it.

And so the electricity officials told the law enforcement agents to be alert and ready to suppress any protest that may be staged or put forward by the doctor and members of staff of the hospital as they climbed to disconnect the power supply to the hospital.

Now, both the doctor, members of staff of the hospital and even patients came out to beg the electricity officials to consider the patients, some whom are undergoing surgical operations. 

But all the pleadings fell on deft ears as they went on to disconnect the power supply. 

They entered into their van and left.

They had other places to go for disconnection and they sped off. About an hour later, they were involved in a very ghastly accident. Their van had a head on collision with a truck!

The occupants of the truck didn't sustain any injury perhaps because of its height but the occupants of the van which consisted of the electricity officials and the law enforcement agents were fatally wounded! They were rushed to the hospital which they had earlier disconnected its power supply being the only hospital in that part.

They were rushed there as emergency patients who needed an urgent surgical operations!

But the doctor told the people that they disconnected the hospital power supply a few hours ago and so they can't carry out any operation on them.

Many top officials of the electricity management board drove down to the hospital. When they learnt about the power supply disconnection, they called to their officials to come down immediately with their equipment and restore the power supply. 

But behold, before the power supply could be restored, they died!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU ALL SHOULD INTERPRET THE TOTAL SCENARIO! 

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GBAGBOS LIVE NO DUPLICATE! ON, 'ORANGUTAN'

There was this female teacher who was exceptionally beautiful with a round face and a flat nose. She was also hairy! Immediately she was posted to the school, the principal allocated senior secondary school 2 to her. She teaches biology. She told the students that her name was "MISS HUORAGUTAN" 

She was well received and celebrated!

One day, during a biology class, a boy asked her what is a 'LIGER?'

She told the class that a Liger is a cub from both a lion and a tigress. She explained to the students that scientists do force the lions to mate with the tigresses. And when they become pregnant and give birth, such cubs are called "LIGERS". 

She then said, "Can anyone of you give us another example?"

A student named, Eric stood up and said, "HUORAGUTAN"

TEACHER: Why my name, "HUORAGUTAN?"

STUDENT: You are a product of the sex between a HUMAN and an ORANGUTAN  a very pretty looking giant ape. Hence they called you 'HUORAGUTAN' Which means HUMAN ORANGUTAN. Your name is an abbreviation!

She was bamboozled!

THE CONTROVERSIAL CONTROVERSY! WHO IS LYING? HOSPITAL'S REPORT OR GIRL CHILD'S RIGHTS ACTIVIST?

                 FICTION! FICTION!! FICTION!!!

Once upon a time, a teenage school girl was allegedly rape by a young man of about 24 years of age.

The girl at the time was 15 years and seven months old.

She was a Senior secondary two student.

The man was arrested the next morning.

But the father of the girl went to the police station himself and bailed the suspect the second day.

Now, a human rights activist who has an organization, called 'The Girl's Child Rights' took the matter to court immediately he learnt about it and asked for the rearrests of both the suspect and the girl's father.

Now, a test was carried out on the girl and it proved that there was a forceful penetration into her which led to the broken of the hymen; thereby deflowering her!

The father of the girl took a lawyer. 

The lawyer asked the court if the test carried out on the victim actually proved that the penetration was recent and also if it was due to the alleged rape.

To which the court admitted that from the medical report, it was recent and also as a result of the alleged rape.

The case was very fast. Two months later, the young man was found guilty of having an unlawful canal knowledge of a minor and the breaking of her virginity.

He was sentenced to a seven year jail term with hard labour. The father was however given a year jail term with an option of a fine of hundred thousand naira.

But both the judge and the girl's child's rights activist were disgraced when the father of the girl brought a year old boy to the court whom he claimed belongs to his daughter.

He also brought to the court the man who is the father of the boy.

The father of the girl lambasted both the Court, the medical report and the girl's child's rights activist for their  unprofessional conduct.

He described his daughter as a mercenary prostitute who lost her virginity when she was eight years old! 

GBAGBOS LIVE NO DUPLICATE! ON, "THE GREATEST INSTINCT OF A MAN".

A female teacher was teaching some final year male students about 'the reproduction system'.

After sometimes, she observed that there was an unusual silence amongst the students.

She then said, "Well, you are still teenagers hence you don't understand how these things work.

But you are matured, you will understand them better".

A student stood up and said, "l understand them very well ma".

TEACHER: How can you understand it when you are not yet married? 

You don't even know how to sleep with a woman yet.

You are still a teenage boy.

STUDENT: I have slept with a woman before.

Infact, thrice!

TEACHER: Interesting! Now, tell me; who was that low self-esteem and foolish lady who allowed a blocked headed student like you to sleep with her?

STUDENT: Well, it is you ma.

For three times now, l have had this dream that l slept with you!

TEACHER: No! No! Holy Ghost fire! Come, just tell me, it is a joke taken too far! 

Remember, you are talking with your teacher.

STUDENT: Honestly, l can't lie to you.

It is the gospel truth!

TEACHER:  Come, are you telling me that based on that dream, you can really sleep with me in the physical?

STUDENT:  Seeing is believing!

Practical is better than a dream!

The teacher just walked out of the classroom in shame!

That is today's students for you.

OTURUGBEKE LIVE NO DUPLICATE! Ogogoro, the miracle worker!

Dear Oturugbeke. My name is Mrs Alice Oguma. 

I am facing a very complicated issue.

My husband is a very hard and stubborn person. He doesn't reason with anybody in taking decisions.

After our marriage, l found out that the only time you can talk to him or convince him to do whatever you want is when he is drunk! So, anytime l want to demand anything from him, l make sure l give him enough alcohol to get him drunk. I have been very successful with this method for years.

He is also a very educated man. But one thing with him is that he forgets things so quickly. And so a certain witchdoctor told me that whatever thing l want from him, l should write it in a sheet of paper and give it to him.

He said that once he reads it, he must do whatever thing he reads;

and it must come to pass;

and it can no longer be changed!

I am not educated and so l ask people to help me to write.

There is this young man that has been helping me with the write-ups. For sometimes now, he has been asking me to sleep with him which l refused. I promised to give him a huge amount of money. He told me that he prefers me to any amount of money.

I then told him that he should write a small message in a sheet of paper with the following words so that l can give it to my husband. "Darling, l love you very much. I want you to die and leave me in peace".

But this guy instead wrote the following: Darling, l am a witch who have been draining your money to the coven.

Let me die for you to have peace. As far, l am alive you can't prosper!

After my husband red it, l felt sick. Initially, l thought it was a mere fever but after about six months, it dawned on me that there is more to it than meets the eyes!

I went to a soothsayer who revealed to me all that took place. According to him, nothing on earth can stop my death! Please sir, l don't want to die, l am afraid! Help me.

THE REPLY.

Mrs Alice, men easily entangle themselves with their promises and women by their demands!

You can't eat your cake and still expect to have it with you intact!

When you are paying for your sins courtesy of nature and you pray that God should punish those who are troubling you, then the prayer will have no alternative but to kill you.

This will be a lesson to others who are tolling the same path of your life. He who kills by the sword dies by the sword.