After sometimes, she observed that there was an unusual silence amongst the students.
She then said, "Well, you are still teenagers hence you don't understand how these things work.
But you are matured, you will understand them better".
A student stood up and said, "l understand them very well ma".
TEACHER: How can you understand it when you are not yet married?
You don't even know how to sleep with a woman yet.
You are still a teenage boy.
STUDENT: I have slept with a woman before.
Infact, thrice!
TEACHER: Interesting! Now, tell me; who was that low self-esteem and foolish lady who allowed a blocked headed student like you to sleep with her?
STUDENT: Well, it is you ma.
For three times now, l have had this dream that l slept with you!
TEACHER: No! No! Holy Ghost fire! Come, just tell me, it is a joke taken too far!
Remember, you are talking with your teacher.
STUDENT: Honestly, l can't lie to you.
It is the gospel truth!
TEACHER: Come, are you telling me that based on that dream, you can really sleep with me in the physical?
STUDENT: Seeing is believing!
Practical is better than a dream!
The teacher just walked out of the classroom in shame!
That is today's students for you.
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