MRS KEKE: Darling, if dirts are too much in a blind man's soup, he would know that it is not crayfish.
Last year, you were in the bathroom taking your bath when mama Bisi mistakenly opened the bathroom. She apologized to you saying that she didn't know someone was inside. All you said was, "Don't mention".
Two months later, you also mistakenly opened the bathroom when she was taking her bath one morning. You also apologized to her saying that you didn't know someone was inside. She just said, "No problem, apology accepted".
This morning again, she has mistakenly opened the bathroom door while you were inside taking your bath and she also apologized to you. When are going to retaliate? Because l know you must also do another deliberate mistake to see her nakedness. What we are having now is 2 goals to one. Equaliser must follow up. I am seeing a game going on in all of these. Don't think that l am a fool.
MR KEKE: Since you call it a game, you can also join.
You are free to go and open the bathroom door when her husband too is taking his bath.
MRS KEKE: I don't do such things because l am not a prostitute.
Meanwhile their landlord who had been listening to them said, "Why is it that both of you find it easy to open the bathroom door whenever either of you is inside? Anytime l try to open it in form of a mistake to also participate in this interesting game which l have been suspecting.But the bathroom door is always well locked from inside.
MR KEKE: So you landlord have been trying to peep peoples' wives nakedness in the bathroom too?
God has caught you.
LANDLORD: What do you mean by God has caught me?
Since you people are owing house rents for months, won't l peep your wives as a fringe benefit?
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