He employs his female members of staff based on beauty.
He has an office of a personal secretary who is always a female!
At a time, his long time serving personal secretary got married and so she quitted the job.
He begins to search for another paragon of beauty lady to replace her. He then wrote a signpost outside the company's gate. It reads as follows:
VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
A beautiful looking lady is urgently needed.
She must be a paragon of beauty.
Salary, very, very attractive with other loyalty benefits!
Her bottoms must be large and heavy!
Her breasts must be succulent!
Blue sexy eyes will be an added advantage.
The next morning, a perfect lady who even beats his description came for the job!
He asked the receptionist to usher her into his office.
As the lady appears, he almost lost his composure!
He wonders if she is really a human being!
He offered her a chair.
He told her that before anybody can be employed, she must sign a memorandum of understanding.
Also anybody employed must obeys everything he tells her and she can no longer resign until two years time.
Surprisedly, the lady said she is ready to be loyal come what may!
When the lady had signed the memorandum of understanding, he became confident that certainly, he must score the goal. He was still wondering where such a beautiful looking lady like her must have been all the while!
He reasoned within himself that going by her beauty, seeing her nakedness alone will be enough to pay her any amount! But he decides to control himself amidst an uneasy movements under his trousers. He salivates time and time! He told her that she will be his personal secretary which means he can need her services at anytime and at anywhere.
The lady said to him, "Sir, your wishes are my command from this moment onward!"
When he heard this words from her, he almost wrestled her down on the sofa chair and plung into her from behind!
He has to control himself being the first day of meeting.
Luckily for him, it was Friday! Yes, the next day will be Saturday, a perfect and convenient day for side deals!
He looks at her from time to time.
Then, the lady too decided to strike a deal with him seeing that he looks like the type that can even sign his death warrant to see the nakedness of a woman!
She told him that he should sign that whatever things he had promised her can no longer be changed!
Then he took her bank account numbers and transferred the sum of a hundred thousand naira into it for her transport down home.
Just like she had expected, the next day, at precisely 3:00pm, he called her to meet him at a popular standard restaurant! She dressed up to kill and left.
At that moment, seeing her gives an impression that the heavens above must be missing out an angel!
The director almost collapsed on seeing her beauty!
He became visibly shaking!
He almost knelt down to greet her!
They ate the most expensive dishes and drunk the best available wine!
He also bought take away packs worth thousands of naira for her. In addition to these, he made another transfer of a hundred thousand naira into her bank account.
Then came the zero hour! The long overdue expected hour!
Yes, it is here after all tge dealing dialings!
"I must confess to you that since l was born l have dealt with countless ladies within and outside the shore of this country but l haven't seen a lady as beautiful looking as you! Even the receptionist when she brought in your application, she simply said that it was brought by an angel! She confessed that she hasn't seen a woman as beautiful as you in her entire life", he said.
She just smile and said, "You flattered me sir, thank you".
Without wasting time, he said, "Young lady, l don't need to tell you what next because l have fulfilled all righteousness. Let's go and enjoy ourselves, l can no longer wait for a second because since yesterday that l set my eyes on you till now, my erection has refused to depressed. It remains standing at three hundred and sixty degree! The angle of elevation has no longer depression!
Only your nakedness can depress it!"
And the lady said, "Brother, but you can't do this to me. It is a taboo and you know that".
"Meaning what?" He asked looking angry.
LADY: Sir, l am your younger sister. Your father's daughter from his failed relationship with a lady police officer. My name is Vivian Ogonogo. Remember that Ogonogo is our great grandfather's family's name.
The director became immediately weak as his mind flashback to this younger sister of his! He remembered seeing her when she was still very young and that was about thirty years ago! Yes, she is indeed his own blood!
That means, all his encomiums and admirations and money as well as the MOU are now null and void!
What a miscalculation!
Now, it seems the hungry lion which lay an ambush for an antelope, can only sees a rhinoceros!
This mean its hunger will have no ending sooner or later!
And he said, "You knew all the while then why didn't you tell me?"
LADY: Sir, when an expert predator wants to catch a stubborn prey, it doesn't display its canine teeth as not to scare it.
After about a week it became known by everyone in the company that this paragon of beauty was no other person but the director's younger sister!
Most of the senior staff of the company began to woo her.
Amongst them was the personnel manager who shows a greater interest in her.
Now, when the director learnt that most members of staff of the company, including the personnel manager are showing interest in her, he wrote a notice and pasted it in strategic places in the company's premises. The notice reads as follows:
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
All those of you looking for relationship within the company's premises should be informed that there is no vacancy. This is a company where goods are manufactured and not a matchmaking entrepreneur!
You are warned for the safety of your job keep off or else, anyone caught in an unmentionable act will have his appointment terminated and handed over to the police for prosecution.
SIGNED: Director.
Now, the lady on seeing the notice knew why it was written and so he confronted his brother for writing such a demeaning notice.
He said to her, "You are my younger sister and l want the best for you. I can't open my eyes and see you befriend a low income earner like these staffs of mine".
And she said to him, "But you employed me to receive this same low income before. And for your information the personnel manager is not a low income earner. You promised to be paying me a hundred thousand naira as salary but he has promised to be giving me the sum of two hundred thousand naira monthly. That is not bad".
He became very angry and said, "He is my employee and l know how much l pay him monthly but if he thinks he can spoil my sister because of the four hundred thousand naira l pay him monthly then l shall not hesitate to reduce his salary to a hundred thousand naira monthly. Idiot.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Those who complain most are the worse to be complained about!
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