Friday, 7 March 2025

THE FALCON CAN'T BE MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN TO SEE THE CHICKS IN AN IRON CAGE!

There was this man a single father. He packed into a compound with six daughters and two sons. 
The landlord was a womanizer. Immediately he saw the man's daughters, he salivated!
"Yes, l am going to at least get one or two of these girls. It is just a matter of giving them money", he thought.

He then went to meet the man and he said, "You are going to enjoy this my compound. You see, female children are very friendly. They tell stories and smile in a wonderful way not like the male children who are always in the football field".

Meanwhile, other tenants have told him about the landlord's womanizing character.

The next week he took his daughters to a boarding school.
Two days after this, the landlord came to him and the following ensued between them.

LANDLORD: My new tenant, for the past two days, l haven't seen your daughters.

TENANT; Oh, thank you sir! I have put them in a boarding school far away.

LANDLORD: Good. That means they will only be coming home on holidays.

TENANT: Oh, not at all!
Even during the holidays they will be in the school.
The only time they will come is after their graduation when they are about to marry. Girls problems are too many.
Let me remain with the two boys.

LANDLORD: Look my tenant. The only way to bring your daughters up in an upright way is for them to be closer to you their father so that you can be advising them. Don't you know that many bad things can happen to them in the school that will cause you and them great injury in the future?

TENANT: Thank you sir. But you see, house or closer injury will be greater to me and them than that of the school.

When the landlord has gone into his room, he said, "What a bad luck is this! Look at all these protruding chests and big bottoms young girls have all escaped my fine boy!
Nothing can be worse for the hen than for it to be seeing  the groundnuts inside the bottle but can't eat them".

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