OPPORTUNITY COMES BUT ONCE.

THERE WAS A LADY WHO HAS NEVER ENTERED AN SUV CAR, ONCE. ONE DAY, SHE WAS OPPORTUNE TO GO ROUND TOWN IN ONE WHEN HER BROTHER CAME TO VISIT THEM FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. HE DECIDED TO GO ON A TOUR OF THE TOWN HAVING LEFT FOR A VERY LONG TIME. HE TOOK HIS ELDER SISTER ALONG FOR A RIDE SO THAT SHE CAN GUIDE HIM THROUGH THE VARIOUS ROUTES IN THE SUBURBS. SHE ASKED HER BROTHER TO WIND DOWN THE GLASS WINDOWS OF THE CAR. THE BROTHER DID IT JUST TO PLEASE HER. SHE THEN CRANED HER NECK OUT OF THE WINDOWS CHANGING FROM ONE WINDOW TO THE OTHER AND SHE BEGAN TO WAVE TO EVERY ONE THEY DROVE PAST. THE BROTHER WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE HER FRIENDS, SAID, "SISTER, GADDEM, YOU MUST BE A VERY POPULAR PERSON IN THIS TOWN, MEN. BULL-SHIT MEN. YOU CAN CONTEST FOR THE POSITION OF A COUNSELLOR OR GOVERNOR, GOING BY YOUR POPULARITY. TRUST ME. I GONNA FINANCE YOU." AND SHE SAID, "I AM NOT THAT POPULAR MY BROTHER. THE TRUTH IS THAT SINCE I HAVE NEVER ENTERED AN SUV BEFORE, I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO SEE ME INSIDE SO THAT THEY WILL HENCEFORTH  RESPECT ME. I AM IMPRESSING THEM WITH THE CAR. INFACT, AMONGST THE ALMOST ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE THAT I HAVE SO FAR WAVED TO SINCE, ONLY THREE OF THEN THAT I KNOW." AND THE BROTHER  SHOUTED ANGRILY, "YOU MORO-FUCKER
, SON OF A BITCH. GADDEM SEMI-BLINDED ILLITERATE NIGGER."