"WHOSOEVER THAT DOESN'T CHANGE WITH TIME WILL BE SWEPT AWAY BY THE TIDE OF CHANGE!"

But the above saying of our forefathers doesn't apply to me!

MY PEOPLE, NA ME UNA OGBOGE GUY MAN, Jack of all trades; master of none!

It is said that for mankind to embrace civilization, we must follow the latest updates and trending activities!

Since the latest updates is fighting in the boxing ring, l decided to join the moving wagon as not be left behind.

Everyday l train by boxing pillows with the latest boxing gloves which l just bought. I watch animals planet and from there l learnt some powerful uppercuts and deadly punches from the likes of the Kangaroos and the praying mantis! With my experiences from these great natural boxers, victory in boxing will always be guaranteed in whatever competition l may embark on!

Just then, a certain rich guy came to me that he wanted me to challenge his opponent in the boxing ring. He promised me a car and a house on winning the competition. My people, from the training which l have so far learnt from the likes of the kangaroos and the mantis, victory was as simple as eating food!

The guy finally appeared. He was hugely built! But l remembered that the highly built Goliath was demolished by the young man David and so l believed that history will definitely replicates itself!

I told him to say his last prayer because no hospital will accept him after the encounter because l will so pieces his body with punches and uppercuts.

But as l walked towards him, l felt like l was flying in the cloud of heaven!  When l finally realized myself, l jumped up and asked the huge crowd l saw surrounded me where is the lazy thing so that l can finish him. It was then the crowd yelled spontaneously "God, we thank you! He is back to life!" 

I asked about my opponent so that l can finish him once and for all and receive my prizes! But they told me that "GAME OVER!"

That l have been in coma for eight days now! That the first uppercut the guy gave me sent me to the land of coma and gave me a permanent shut up! That my case can be compared to that of the resurrected Lazarus in the Bible who came to life after days in the land of the dead.

I asked them that how can he had won me when we have not started. They said that this guy doesn't need to get anywhere closer to his opponent before decimating him or her. That all he needs is just to look at you and the deed is done!

Now, there were about six drips fixed on my body.

As l was still trying to remember everything, l heard the guy's voice saying, "Has he regained consciousness? So that l can send him down to his permanent grave!" 

I jumped up and yank off the drips from my body and l jumped from the high storey building that housed the hospital. As l landed on the hard concreted floor, my body was in pieces and l was rushed to a more sophisticated hospital but l was rejected on the ground that l was broken beyond repairs!

NA there l shout say l go die true-true OOOO!