WHEN MY BEST CHOICE OF WIFE BECOMES A TABOO!

MY PEOPLE, IT IS ME YOUR GUY, JACK OF ALL TRADES;  MASTER OF NONE!

As a young man, my mother told me to get married in time so that she will carry her grandchildren when she was still alive. But my choice of wife was a female footballer! And not too long, l got a female footballer. I immediately took her to see my parents. As we sat down, my father said to her, "young man, drinks, kola nuts and money are on the table for your entertainment". I quickly correct my father saying, " Dad, she is a female not a male". 

Ten minutes later, my parents excused me into the room and said, "Don't you have any sense? What is this thing that you brought to us? No breasts, no buttocks. How are you sure if there is a hole between her thighs? Common take this thing away".

I then brought a police lady and introduced her to my parents. They then excused me into the bedroom said to me, " Don't you have any sense? Don't you know that our business is India hemp farming? And she would in no time arrest us? Common, take her away”. 

I then brought another lady but this time, a thief. After l have introduced her to my parents, they excused me into the bedroom and they said, "Don't you have any sense? Don't you know that your mother is a money lender? She will steal all her money. Common take her away". 

I then went and brought a very fat lady because l love fat ladies. But she was too fat! She has to be assisted by some of our neighbours before she could be forced through the door into the sitting room. She was offered a chair to sit on. But immediately she sat on the chair, it breaks! She sat on another chair but the same thing happened and she finally broke all the chairs in the sitting room. My mother then told her to sit on the bed. 

The bed breaks immediately and she fell to the ground. She couldn't stand up herself. We have to call six of our neighbours to come and help us to pull her up on her feet.

My parents immediately took me into the bedroom and they gave me the sum of N3000 and they said to me, "Take this money and go to the market and tell them to sell N3000 sense for you. If they say that they don't have the sense of N3000, then come back so that we would add more money for you to buy it because you need sense badly and it is only in the market that you can get it to buy. Idiot of no size". 

NA THERE I SHOUT SAY, I GO DIE OOO?