BIG AND WIDE SURPASSES ONLY BIG!

There was this man who came from Cross Rivers state to Delta state on a four day business trip. He lodged in a hotel. During the evening, he took a walk along the street opposite the hotel he lodged in. He saw a very pretty looking lady walking towards his direction.

He wasted no time, he woos her! After some minutes, the lady yielded to his demand! They went to a bar and had some soft drinks and snacks. Later both of them went to the hotel where he lodged. On seeing the hotel, the lady exclaimed, "WAO! This hotel is big!"

And the man said, "Well, we Cross Rivers people love big things". When they finally got into the man's room, the lady exclaimed, " WAO! This room is big!" And the man said, "There you are! We Cross Rivers people love big things".

They then went into the bathroom to have a shower. On entering into the bathroom, the lady exclaimed once more, " WAO! This bathroom is big! " And the man said, "Lady, remember, we Cross Rivers people, love big things".

The man first took off his clothes. When the lady saw his manhood, she exclaimed, " WAO! You are big!" And the man said, "Lady, bear it in mind that we Cross Rivers people love big things" 

Then the lady herself took off her clothes. She has big buttocks, breasts and wide private part. And the man exclaimed, "Are you also from Cross Rivers or are you related there? You are even bigger than the Cross Rivers people, wonderful!"