"MADAM, NOT EVERYTHING YOU TEACH YOUR CHILDREN!"

There was this single mother who lives with her only son. Because he was her only child, she Pampers him! But this little boy has the habit of doing things on his own without asking his mother for an assistance or directive.

Because of this, he makes several blunders! In such occasions, his mother would warn and advise him to always call her to help or direct him on whatever thing he wants to do. The boy then begins to call his mother for assistance or directive on whatever thing he does.

The mother was very happy about this. Even at eighteen years of age, he still calls his mother to assist or direct him on whatever thing he does. One day, he came to his mother and said,"Mother, there is this girl in my room. Come and show me how to make love to her or show me here so that l can go in there and do it exactly as you have showed me". 

THE MOTHER COLLAPSED!

Any man who says that he cannot satisfy his eyes by merely looking at the shape of the succulent breasts of a teenage girl from the dress must summit to the prison yard!