THE NEW ARITHMETIC FORMULA KNOWN AS "THE SON OF A WITCH".

Once upon a time, my five years old son who was in kindergarten 3, returned from school and l asked him what did he do at school. He told me that they did arithmetic. 

I then asked him the topic. He told me it was 'addition of numbers'. I asked him further if he can summarise it to my hearing. 

He said, "We were taught that:

One plus one, the son of a witch makes two!

Two plus two, the son of a witch makes four!

Four plus four, the son of a witch makes eight! Etc.

The next morning, l followed him to the school to see his teacher. I queried the teacher why did he have to teach the kids such horrible things.

And he said:

Sir, l only taught them that:

One plus one, the sum of which makes two and two plus two, the sum of which makes four and four plus four, the sum of which makes eight!

NA THERE I SHOUT SAY, I GO DIE O!

THE NEW AILMENT CALLED "PAOMA"

I travelled to the village one weekend. A female relation of mine wasn't feeling too well. She was feeling weak with each passing day.  To further worsen the matter, she gave birth to a set of twins not quite long.

I then gave her money to go to the village health care centre for a checkup. When she returned, she told me that the doctor said she has 'PAOMA'. I became surprised because l have never heard about that ailment once.

She said it was a new ailment according to the doctor.

I then accompanied her down. I asked the doctor what type of ailment was PAOMA that my sister was suffering from. It was then he told me that she was suffering from "TRAUMA" not "PAOMA"

NA THERE I SHOUT SAY, I GO DIE O!