DON'T EVER SEND MR CAT TO KEEP WATCH OVER THE FISH TO PREVENT MR RAT FROM EATING IT!

There is this chief, a single parent with a very pretty looking daughter. He gives the girl whatever things she needs! The only problem is a certain young man who comes to woo her. When the father got wind of this young man's movements, his anger knew no bound!

He then instructed the gate man to keep watch over her to prevent the young man from seeing her. He promised to reward the gate man abundantly.

Now, his daughter over heard him passing the order.

When the chief had gone to his office, she came to the gate man and asked him if her father gave him any instruction about her. He told her everything her father told him.

And she said, "You see, l want you to ignore my father's order.

I need that young man badly. Just name your price or anything and l will do it for you". 

No victory of war can be more than the giving of a strong sword to the strong man!

And so, he said, "If you can give me your natural love, then your ball is already in the net!"

She took him inside her bedroom for the expected enjoyment!  

Two hours later, the young man was at the gate!

It is said that the double edged sword is far better than the one sided one and so, Mr gateman told him about chief's order. He then begged him to please help him by covering up his coming into the compound and their secret affairs! Another fresh deal was signed. This new deal says, "Anytime you come, N5000!

And so, Mr gateman continued to enjoy chief's daughter in kind and her boyfriend in cash!

Again, the saying that 'riches can never be too much for the humans' came to play as chief too continues to shower him with money and gifts for preventing the young man from seeing his daughter.

But like the saying of our forefathers, that, "Whosoever that steals a drum should not be too happy about it because he can't beat it in an isolation as the sound of the drum would one day come to the public!"

And so the girl became pregnant!

A DNA test was conducted on her and guess what?!

She was pregnant for the 'services deliverance anchor,' the gateman!

The frustrated chief took him to the police to sign an undertaking that he would accommodates the girl in his house!

That as usual, his daughter eats fried eggs with bread, butter, mayonis, Bama, corned beef with foreign tea for breakfast!

Foreign meat pie, with wine for refreshments!

Vegetable soup with costly meat garnish with hot Eba for lunch and fried rice with fresh fish stew for supper.

And the gateman said confidently to the police that he was capable! That he works and earns a good salary and so feeding her with whatever food she wants would be an easy task for him.

As they left the station, he received his sack letter from work!

And he shouted, "Oh God! Where am l going to get the money to feed her? My life is finished!"

REMEMBER THAT IF SECRETS SHOULD BE SHOWN TO THE PUBLIC, ARGUMENTATIVES WOULD BURY THEIR FACES ON THEIR PALMS IN SHAME!