AN EX RAY ON WHEN A DOG IS KILLED.

AN EX RAY ON WHEN A DOG IS KILLED LOCALLY AND ABROAD.

                                        ABROAD

CALLER: Hello. Good day. Please, is that the police?

POLICE: Yes, this is the police. How may l help you?

CALLER: Men, someone just murdered my dog.

POLICE: A!right take it easy. Just give us your location.

We will be there in a jiffy!

TWENTY MINUTES LATER;

POLICE: Yes, madam, we are here. You reported a case of a murdered dog, right?

CALLER: Precisely! That is the fellow over there.

POLICE: Just stretch your hands forward.

Now, move into the car.

CALLER: Thank you very much, officers.

POLICE: Don't mention!

                             LOCAL

CALLER: Hello! Is that the police? 

Well, someone just killed my dog. I want him arrested.

POLICE: l beg, you said what? I didn't hear you properly.

CALLER: Officer, Na my dog dem killed

POLICE:  You drink Ogogoro abi na Kolos dey worry you?

Dog wey people dey kill dey take do pepper soup everywhere so. I beg, comot for the line make l  nor come vex arrest you. Idiot.

SUPERIOR OFFICER:  Sergeant, na who be dat?

POLICE: Oga, nor mind am. Na one yeye man. He say dem kill him dog. Say make l come catch the person.

SUPERIOR OFFICER: Na craze really dey him head. How many people wey dem don  kill today wey dem report here,

We don  fit go? How much more say na common dog.

He nor really well.