Some policemen on a roadblock stopped a tricycle rider and demanded for his driver's license and the tricycle's particulars. But to their surprise, he said he had nothing on him. They told him that since he had nothing on him, he should settle them with something. He told them that he can't settle them with something when he had nothing.
One of them then took him to the police station.
On getting closer to the station, he asked him to wait and he went to discuss with a colleague of his on how to squeeze something from the man and let him go!
But when they returned to the spot, the man was gone!
A year later, they apprehended him again at the same roadblock. This time around, they arrested him straight away. They took him to the station and put him in the cell. The next morning neither him nor his tricycle could be found! They were gone!
A year later, he was apprehended once more at the same roadblock and the following ensued between them:
POLICE: Who are you?
TRICYCLE RIDER: I am Mr nothing sir.
POLICE: We have dropped all the charges against you. Henceforth you will no longer be harassed. You can ride pass our roadblock without any harassment whatsoever. What you have to do now is just to give us something to drink, that's all!
TRICYCLE RIDER: How can l give you something when l am nothing?
POLICE OFFICER TO HIS BOYS: Boys, if he insisted that he has nothing, then; shoot him to death immediately.
TRICYCLE RIDER: How can you used something to shoot nothing?
OFFICER: Common, bring the the idiot down!
Immediately he was not seen again!
That ended the roadblock on that road!
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