The charges read: That you Mr Lala have been involved in an unhealthy sexual escapades. That you have been caught both physically and on video having sexual intimacy with your housemaids, your sister in law and mother in-law, your secretary, neighbours' wives, church members' wives, mad ladies and even imbeciles and the invalid.
The fear of the general public is whether or not you have also had it with the various female goats, dogs and sheep.
Are you possessed or this is a sign of insanity in you?
MR LALA: My Lord, thank you very much. But l don't expect this type of embarrassment from both the general public and the law.
Have they found out in all these if l am not capable? I am expecting a recommendation and a national award for all these my performances. I have broken a Guinness record in immorality!
Have any of my victims complained that l didn't satisfy them? The answer is 'NO'. Then l should be commended and given a national award. I just heard that the authority has started the installation of CCTV cameras in all the offices and public and private business places.
But l must tell you that they are wasting their time because the animals neither look for a bedroom nor a chalet before enjoying themselves. And so, Mr Lala doesn't look for privacy before enjoying himself.
JUDGE: Based on your response, this honourable court is recommending that you should be incarcerated in a solitary confinement.
MR LALA: My Lord, not so fast. I am an hermaphrodite!
I can still enjoy myself with myself in anywhere in the absence of the opposite sex.
THE JUDGE COLLAPSED!
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