MAGISTRATE: Please, l want both of you to introduce yourselves before this honourable court and tell us what brought you here.
PLAINTIFF: My Lord. I am Mr Ogodi and this woman beside me is my wife while the five useless boys and girls standing on the second dock are my children.
My Lord, l married and have children like every other human being. I enrolled them in a well recognised and approved government school. But they later abandoned the school and formed themselves into a group of five foolish fools.
They sew their own uniforms and bought their own books.
Everything about this gathering looks illegal and suspicious. I believed that rather than going to school, they formed themselves into a cult group. That is all my Lord.
The first defendant was the eldest daughter of Mr Ogodi, a sixteen year old girl.
My Lord, my name is Maria Ogodi and the two boys and the two girls here are my younger ones.
Yes, we stopped the school that our father enrolled us into and formed our own school, first of its kind since the creation of the world. The name of the school is 'FORMALIN EDUCATION'.
It has three Departments namely: Characteristics Evaluation, Mental Evaluation and Creation Evaluation.
In the first department which is Characteristics Evaluation, we study the characteristics of our parents.
My Lord, our parents fight almost every day using dangerous weapons and unprintable words on each other.
But in the midnight, they will lock up themselves in the bedroom and begin to laugh.
Whenever we see our mother alongside with her lovers drinking beer and we approach her, she would pretends that she didn't know us. She chases us away with sticks calling us beggars who have come from orphanage homes to beg for arms. The same thing is applicable to our father whenever we see him drinking beer with his lovers and we approach him, he would pretends that he doesn't know us. He would say we are beggars.
When our father gives our mother money to go to market and buy food items, our mother would divide the money into two, and use one part for the food and the other part of chewing gums and other sweet mouth items.
Our mother often comes home from the market with different uncles whom we have never seen or known.
Her uncles and brothers are endless.
On the side of our father. He drives all alone from home to work. Whenever we ask him to drop us off at school he would say that he is late already. But a stone throw drive, he would lift about three ladies. When we ask him whom they are, he would say they are his younger sisters.
At times, he brings them to the matrimonial home just like our mother and lock themselves up in the bedroom.
That was the main reason we set up this school to study their characteristics whether it is humanely or animalistic.
We also study their mental make-up whether they have mental imbalanced!
We also study their creation whether, they were actually created by God himself or by God's apprenticeship.
The bottom line is that they are not normal!
When we have graduated, we shall come out with a comprehensive white paper report and a blueprint on their creation and make-up and we shall make an appropriate recommendation to God on them. But for now, we have so far established the case of mental imbalance and legions of demons on their heads. Our study continues sir
THE MAGISTRATE COLLAPSED!
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