JUNIOR: Daddy, make l tell you where all the keke and motorcycles dey pass now. Na one road wey dem just open now for back of our school. Come see as dem dey overload the keke. Naim make l say l go tell you bicus Christmas don near ground.
You never buy our Christmas clothes O.
All these drivers wise nor be small but l wise pass them.
I know say bicus dem dey dodge una, naim make you nor dey get enough money dey give mummy to buy food for market again.
Daddy you go buy akara and porfporf for me O.
LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENT FATHER: My son, na God go bless you. My hand go catch them today. Offence number one, trying to dodge the police. Offence number two, overloading. Offence number three, avoid paying dues etc. my son, tomorrow we shall bring them to their knees.
THE NEXT MORNING AT THE OFFICE.
SHION SIR!
I just got an intelligent report sir that the commercial vehicles have adopted a tactics of avoiding our chop-point sorry, checkpoints hence our take home is always very small. The new road is at the back of my son's school. He gave me the information yesterday.
SUPERIOR OFFICER: Thank you corporal Shukushuku. You and your men should as a matter of urgent get there now and set up a roadblock. Remember, no mercy, no laughing, please l beg you! That your son must a very patriotic citizen. Give him his percentage after collection, please.
We need people like him to make our job easier.
LATER AMONGST THE OFFICERS;
O, boy! This corporal Shukushuku's son go do worse than him papa O if he join police O!
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