WHO IS RIGHT AND WHO IS WRONG?

                    COMEDY! COMEDY! COMEDY!!!

There is this man named 'SOKASO'. After seen a lot of Almanacs and Calendars portraying Jesus Christ as a White man said, "No, these people are biased against us. How can they portray Christ as a white man and the devil as a black man?"

He then took a photograph of a very handsome black man and he framed it with the caption. "This is Jesus Christ. He is actually a black man from Africa". He then uploaded it into the internet and shared it severally. The next morning as he opened his social media pages, what he saw written under the photograph was "This is the devil. He is actually a black man from Africa"  

The man was so angry and disappointed. He then put one of the photographs under his pillow and he prayed that the truth about the real identity of the devil should be revealed to him in the dream. At about 3 O'Clock in the morning, he had a dream. A white bearded man came to him and said, "My son, blessed is he that seek for the truth.You don't need to light a lamp to find out the whereabouts of the moon! From the conducts and characters of many of your leaders towards you their subjects in Africa, do you need an Angel to tell you that the devil actually hails from there?" And the man lost his composure!

                                  Phase two.

BIOLOGY TEACHER: You see, my students. It was an archeology named Charles Darwin who said that human being evolved from the apes. But as a biology teacher, l totally disagreed with this theory of his. How would a person look us humans with large brain of understanding and intellectual reasoning and say we evolved from apes? He is totally wrong.

A  certain male student stood up and said, "Sir, but merely looking at you, l think Charles Darwin is a hundred percent right. Just go home and take a mirror and look at yourself".

TEACHER: Come out here. What do you mean?

STUDENT: I mean that you actually resemble an Ape. If a small tail should be attached to the back of your trousers now, the next minute you will be carried to your right abode, the zoo or Yankare game reserve or Obudu cattle ranch for a proper documentation.

HE BE LIKE SAY THE SCHOOL SELF DON TIRE YOU AS YOU NOR KUKUMA NO BOOK BEFORE.