Sunday 8 September 2024

"A STRANGER HAS BIG EYES, SO IT SEEMS, BUT HE CAN'T SEE THE THINGS AROUND HIM" What a paradox!

                        FICTION! FICTION! FICTION!!!

The following ensued between a police officer and a journalist. 

JOURNALIST: Sir, you are a well trained and renowned gallant officer. You have been detailed to track down  kidnappers, bandits and herdsmen over the years but you woefully failed. You were detailed to act and bring to book some politicians who have looted and embezzled national treasury but failed.

But surprisedly, your wife said she had a date with a certain man. But just the first day, you were able to detect the hotel your wife and her secret lover were and got them arrested. But why can't you employ the same energy you used in tracking your wife and her secret lover to track down the criminals?

OFFICER: You see, there is different between our problem and my problem. The one of arresting kidnappers, bandits, herdsmen and money laundering is a national issues but this is my own personal problem.

JOURNALIST: So we know better now.

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