Friday 13 September 2024

GRAMMAR DON CATCH FIRE O!

JUDGE: Did you or did you not on the said day or previously or intended to initiate a riot or even to preempt and perverse justice? Did you?

SUSPECT: Did l or did l not what did l?

JUDGE: Let me put it in another way for your proper understanding. Have you or have you not, previously attempted or intended to attempt or damage or breach public peace? Haven't you?

SUSPECT: Have you not what have you not l?

JUDGE: I mean, were you ever been told or taught about riot in wherever you were living? Were you?

SUSPECT: Were you not were you were l?

JUDGE: Who are you fooling?
You are sentenced to death by flogging.

SUSPECT: I am sorry my Lord. I took part. Forgive me.

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