GBAGBOS LIVE, NO DUPLICATE! CARO OR JESSICA RABBIT?

There was this guy who travelled abroad for fifteen years. He finally came home to settle down for life. He received a rousing welcome from both his parents, the extended family members and well wishers.

Five days later after the funfair, his parents called him and they said, "Our son, we thank God that at last you have returned home for good to settle down. This is Caro, your beautiful wife. We have done all the necessary marriage rites. We can't wait to carry our grandchildren. You are our last born.

SON: Bullshit men! You see, l gonna take no nitch from you men! Take your gadden forsaken Caro away from here. I came with my beautiful wife men! Let me get her men!

He went and carried down a huge looking female dummy on his shoulders. He dropped it on the floor and said, "You all these local people seemed living in the past stone age men! This is my sweet Darling. Jessica Rabbit by name. 

Oh, Darling take a sweet kiss, Fiam!  Uwamm! That is cool men! Don't mind these stone age local people.

PARENTS: Our ancestors! Bear us witness. Why did nature give us this MUMU, an empty headed Humpty Dumpty as a child. He must go back into his mother's womb to be properly born. He must have entered into his mother womb through the window. We can't accept this empty headed Humpty Dumpty termite in this home.

SON: Hay you momsie and popsie, you see, your Caro will consume my hard earned money men! But you see this nicely built Darling of mine gat no do hairs, fix nails and buy creams of thousands of naira men! 

PARENTS: But do you have to carry her on your shoulders. Can't she walk? By the way, how do you feed her?

SON: Aren't you all local people? She uses electricity, solar energy or battery as food to work men!

PARENTS: You married something that eats battery and electricity as your housewife. Our ancestors, we are finished! From what planet did you people bring him from to us? She even eats solar energy, sun, as food. Which deity is this?

SON: Just watch this men and don't get your local stone age eyes blinded. Darling, take a kiss men, here l go, fiam! That's nice. Uwamm! Sweet kiss men! Now, you local people, she won't nag like your God forsaken Caro!

She is always obedient men! 

This is the latest girlfriend that good guys like us have these days and not your local stuff. Let's go Darling, uwamm! Fiams! Sweet kiss men! They are jealous. They want to faint seeing us kissing. They are all bad losers men!