Saturday 31 August 2024

PAPA AND MAMA, OYA, MAKE UNA ANSWER THE QUESTION.

The following ensued between a seven-year old girl and her parents.

DAUGHTER: Mum and Dad, is it true that when either a matured man or a woman is naked, means that he or she is mad?

PARENTS: Exactly our daughter. You are perfectly in order. No two ways about it. A very good sign of madness. They are completely mad if at all you see such a scene.

DAUGHTER: Mum and Dad, in that case, is it correct to say both of you are mad? 

PARENTS: No, no, no! We, your parents are not mad at all. How can that be? Far be it from us. Our daughter, that is not our portion. We are not mad.

DAUGHTER: Mum and Dad, but l still stand on my ground that both of you are mad. Because, severally, l have seen both of you naked inside the bedroom. Is that not madness?

PARENTS: Oh, that! Our daughter, you see, we married couple always have that type of madness. It is called, "LOGICAL BROUHAHA OR BETTER STILL, THE CLASH OF TWO MOST POWERFUL POWERS ON EARTH".  In pidgin English, it is called, "SENSE KOLO" 

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