Thursday, 6 June 2024

GBA-GBOS LIVE NO DUPLICATE! Yanga Don Tie Igele Go Ogoloto Market Go Buy Trouble.

In a certain secondary school, one of the class teachers chose a boy whose father is a soldier to be the class prefect.
The school gate is guarded by mobile policemen.
Because most of the students belong to different cult groups, the principal made a law that student who committed offense should be punished by the mobile policemen.

Now, this teacher mandated the class prefect to write down the name of any student who disturbs the class with noise on a sheet of paper and give it to the mobile policemen at the gate.

One day, a new teacher was posted to the class. He was a young graduate. The second week after he was posted to the class, another young female teacher was also posted down. Coincidentally, both of them attended the same university and did their NYSC in the same camp.

They were very happy to see themselves in the same school. From the day, she came to the school, the male teacher introduced her to his students as his course mate in the university and that her name is Bridget Onaka.
Daily both of them would sit in the classroom talking for hours. Laughing and disturbing the students with their noise.

One day, the prefect wrote down the names of noise makers and included their names. Not only that their names were among the names of noise makers but their names appeared severally with the following captions: Too much! Times hundred!

Later, the prefect took the names to the mobile policemen at the gate. And they came with horsewhips to the class.
They asked the teacher severally if the names were that of noise makers who disturb the class.

The teacher agreed.
And they began to call out the names. Mr William Agbaza, the class teacher and Miss Bridget Onaka, the female teacher's names were among the names called out with the captions: Too much! Tmes hundred!

Miss Bridget Onaka was called down.
They said they were teachers. But the fierce looking mobile policemen insisted on flogging them.
They then called the principal. He said that he has nothing to say since the prefect was chosen by the class teacher and not him.
And so the other students were flogged twelve strokes each but the two teachers a hundred stroke each. For ten minutes, they were still on the floor. 

The whole students in the school roar with laughter and carried the prefect up shoulder high.
They managed to stand up amid sweat drifting down their body and they said to the prefect, "So because your father is a soldier".

The next week they sort for a transfer from the school.


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