Tuesday 9 April 2024

WHAT HAPPENS ON ONE'S BEHALF.

When your children bring their results home in presence of visitors who are your friends and it happens they failed.

FATHER: Come here, two of you; Esther and Patrick.
What am l seeing? Both of you failed again?
No way! I can't take this any more. Do you know how much money l spent on your enrollment?
Both of you are as good as dead.

VISITORS: Take it easy Mr Andrew. That is not a problem as far school is concern. Sometimes, you pass other times, you may not. All of us here, including you; it also happened with us during our own time in school. No need to either kill them or starve them of food.

             BUT AS THE VISITORS LEFT TOGETHER.

O boy, l sorry for our friend, Andrew O.
This Blockhead na inheritance in their house O.
Even the papa wey dey talk so, know anything?
Him own nor even worse pass the children?

ONE OF THE FRIENDS: Look make l tell una.
The children nor dey enter class O.
Na one small boy naim dey carry the girl come use every afternoon for my area.

ANOTHER MAN: What of the boy? 
Na one lgbo joint wey dey near my workshop naim he dey stay from morning go reach night. If he comot from there na gamble house.
Infact, the two pinkin don useless.
Who nor born good pass Andrew.


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