THE FOLLOWING ENSUED BETWEEN AN ELECTRICITY CONSUMER AND AN OFFICIAL OF ELECTRICITY DISTRIBUTION COMPANY.
CONSUMER: Sir, now that you people have divided electricity distributions into five bandits. Which of the bandits will be coming to my compound to steal my money now? And which of the bandits steals more?
Is it bandit A or B or C or D or E?
OFFICIAL: You mean the band you belong?
CONSUMER: Yes, the bandit that l belong.
OFFICIAL: Please, it is not bandit but band.
CONSUMER: Sir, band and bandit is almost the same.
For example, "BAND OF ROBBERS OR BAND OF KIDNAPPERS"
Now, if you ask someone to pay for what he or she didn't use is called what?
It is nature that catches up with you people to have given the best name to your activities. Bandits A, B, C, D ,E.
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