The caregivers chairlady just told you that she can get you a caregiver to take a very good care of your elderly father for a whooping sum of two hundred thousand naira monthly and you accepted.
But you have a very young and beautiful looking wife at home doing nothing. She can take a very good care of your elderly father; after all, he is 95 years old and he can hardly walk. Most of the times, he lies down. Don't waste that huge amount on a caregiver. Your wife is there, doing nothing.
MR JOSEPH: Thank you my friend Richard. You see, the chameleon can easily changes its colour but not its character of slow movement.
You see, our father gave birth to 68 of us from 17 women. For now, we are 68, perhaps after his death other children will surface because we heard that there are scores of his concubines who also had children for him.
Since l was a child, my father has been arrested and convicted for adultery 149 times, rape about 110 times. These are the ones l recorded not those which may have happened before my birth.
Presently, he has a very big Android phone which is filled with blue films. Any minute, he opens his eyes, he looks at the films and smiles.
Then, how would you say l should put my wife to take care of such a man?
Mr Richard: My friend, sincerely speaking, you have a situation in your hand.
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