The pastor told him that his son's major problem is womanizing.
The young man's mother then summoned him to the family's house. Now, his father and mother and the family's pastor were present. The father went on to defend his son saying his son inherited womanizing from him.
The son said, "daddy, l didn't inherit it from you because you are an apprentice in where l am. And the father said, " In that case, let us give account of our escapades ".
SON: Do you know that l jumped from a three storey floor because of a girl?
FATHER: Do you know that l was detained in an army barracks for twenty four hours in a pool of hot water floating on the top?
SON: Do you know l slept inside a car boot to avoid been killed when l went into a police barracks to woo an officer's daughter?
FATHER: Do you know that l was asked to swim inside septic tank ( suck away pit ) with heavy thick excrements for ten hours?
SON: Do you know that l was tied on top of a huge fire and at the same time, a cable with electric current was used to shock my manhood?
FATHER: Do you know that l have to swim across a crocodiles and sharks infested river to meet a woman.
SON: Do you know that when l went for my National Youths Service Corps, the village l was posted to have no girls. Only married women and mad women. I settled for the mad women for the one year program before l returned.
FATHER: I have slept with an Hermaphrodite twice.
But the last was when some community elders caught me and they dug a hole on the ground and they asked me to put my manhood into it and make love to the ground until the ground becomes pregnant.
Luckily for me on the third day, an anthill appeared near the place with red soil. When they saw the small hill, they thought the ground has become pregnant and they freed me.
SON: Daddy, l crown you a wizard womanizer. You won!
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