JUDE: I beg my friend David, there is this pretty looking female soldier who has been coming to my house for the past two months now. But my challenges now is how to tell her to sleep with me. I am afraid to tell her. Besides, l have spent a lot on her.
DAID: Female soldiers are the easiest ladies to sleep with.
All you need to do is to get full erection and stand on her front and shout: ATTENTION!!! Then just unzip your trousers and let it drop on the floor as she look at you.
Immediately, she will undress and pull you to the bed.
The rest will be history.
Jude did exactly what David told him. But it was rather a disaster. The lady then said to him, "What is that you just did? My friend, for peace to reign, l will flog that thing that stood erect when you shouted "ATTENTION" twenty four times or I will call for reinforcement from the barracks that you wanted to rape me. And l believed you know what that means.
It is a taboo for a bloody civilian to shout attention in front of a military officer".
She then used her military belt to flog Jude's manhood. Jude became impotent as his organ became lifeless like Nigeria economy which was occasioned by bad advisers.
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