ALCOHOL aka OGOGORO at work again!

JUNIOR: But Daddy, l don't understand. You told us that when you fought with Mr UZo, you almost killed him if not with the intervention of passersby.

But the woman whom both of you fought in front of her shop said that we should go and do a special Thanksgiving in the church for you being alive.

She said that we could have lost you to the cold arms of death if not with the quick intervention of her husband and others. She said that it took about seven men to pulled off Mr Uzo from your top as your eyes have changed and Spittles have started coming out of your mouth and your breathing was fast.

FATHER: You see my son, l was heavily drunk that day that was why l thought that l who was pressed down was the one who was winning. Infact l could hardly breathe that day because he sat on me. Due to the alcohol, l thought that l, who was sat on and was breathing fast was the person winning.

Anyway my children, you really need to do that Thanksgiving.