He was told that there were three spinsters who were ready to get married. He was asked to discuss with each of them to know which of them he would prefer for a wife.
The first lady told him that she doesn't know how to cook and how to wash clothes and tidy the home. But that she was an expert in bed!
The second lady told him that she doesn't know how to make love and also how to cook, but she was an expert in washing of clothes and keeping of house clean in an excellent way!
The third lady told him that she doesn't know how to make love nor how to keep the home tidy but she was an expert in cooking.
He then ordered for the first. But after sometime, he became fed up with only love making, as his house became filled with children but no food for them to eat and the entire home was stinking horribly as dirt has reached its peak. He reasons that producing only children without food and clean environmeint is a servitude. He then killed all the children and drove the woman away.
He then ordered for the second lady. She made the home looks like a Paradise. Everything was neat! Their clothes and the entire home spark with neatness! But he became tired of the neatness and he reasons that neatness without food and sex is nothing and he sent her packing!
He then ordered for the third lady. She was an expert in cooking! Everyday, she cooks different kinds of sumptuous dishes! The aroma of her food alone can attracts those who died of hunger to rise up from the dead to eat! But after sometime, he became tired of the food alone and he reasons that only food without clean home and clothes and sex and children is useless and so he sent her packing!
Now he remains a bachelor. They told him that he can't get all things excellently in life! THE END.
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