GBA-GBOS!

WHEN MAMA WAS A ROLLING STONE!

There was this 95 years old grandmother. Many of her granddaughters lived with her. These were girls between eighteen and twenty years old 

Now, whenever these girls' boyfriends came to visit them, the grandmother would spied at them.

One day, one of the girls became mad at her and she said, "You should be ashamed of yourself, at your age, spying at your granddaughters and their boyfriends In the room.

And she said:

Relax my granddaughter and let me lecture you girls a bit about love.

Look, whenever l see you girls in the room touching your boyfriends' thin waist which look like wasp stomach and rubbing their wire brush like bushy faces with overgrown beards which reminds one of Lion's fur or better still a madman hairs, l weep. It really shows the low grade which the standard of love has fallen to.

In our time, when a man comes to me, l will first carry him on my lap. This was what we called "lapping style"

Then, l will tow him backward to my back to rest. This was what we called "backy style"

Then, l will twist him downward to my knees between my large bottom and stoop a bit lower for the enjoyment galore. This was what we called, "Doggy style".

Then, finally we would move to the bar to consume shackies wine called "Turbo liquor" Then to the dancing floors for what we called, "Boggy dance with our high heel shoes and labool trousers. Then Boggy down all the way! One pound no balance. Love is dead with these your antelope like boyfriends with bearded faces like hyenas.

The girl collapsed and fainted.