JUDGE: Mr Festus, you were arrested by the police for attempted suicide. Your crime carries jail terms if convicted. Now, guilty or not guilty?
SUSPECT: I am not guilty my Lord. I committed the said offence under the influence of alcohol.
You see, when you are under the influence of alcohol, you can do anything without fear or shame. You can see what the serpent did in the garden of Eden after taking alcohol.
He went into the garden of Eden without fear or shame and disobeyed God. What you Africa judges need to decide cases involving high calibre personalities is alcohol. Had it been that you people have been taking alcohol before deciding all these high calibre personalities cases, by now all these corrupt ministers, commissioners, past governors and presidents would have been in jail.
This your judicial logo with a woman blindfolded holding the balance is not good for Africa. What is good for Africa justice is the statue of a man with an alcoholic bottle in his mouth, an iron hammer on his right hand and a sharp cutlass on his left hand.
Whenever you want to decide any case of corruption, take the alcohol so that your brain will turn upsidedown and you will not fear their faces. Whether president, governor, commissioner, minister, senator etc. Alcohol fears no face.
Yours is just to sentence them to between a hundred and two hundred years jail terms so that they can't return to kill you. No appeal. If any of them tries to oppose you, use the iron hammer on his head and if he dodges it, cut off his head with the cutlass. If you the judiciary can follow this my recommendations, all these lopsided judgments due to fear will come to an end.
Now, you can set me free because the free lectures which l have so far given to you wasn't given to you all the years you spent in the law school. You can now decide high profile cases without fear or favour. That is the work of ogogoro aka alcohol for you.
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