A young man was also caught in this traffic. He tries to squeeze himself through the middle of some women, when a lady pressed her voluminous breasts against his back pushing him forward.
He felt it and so he turned to see who pushed him that hard. Only for him to see a pretty looking huge lady smiling at him. He too smiles back and the struggling continues!
A minute later, another haggard looking lady selling oranges with sweat drifting down her face pressed her flat and dried up chest against him as she tries to squeeze herself through.
He again turned and saw the lady smiling at him.
And he shouted at her saying, "Na who you dey open that your brown teeth wey be like rabbit teeth wey he dey take dey eat kernel dey laugh for. You nor get eyes? You want to wound me with your bone body? Becareful O".
When asked why didn't he also shout at the first lady who did the one that worse than this.
And he said, " You see, the first lady's chest was cool, refreshing and sexy and comfortable.
But this, was hot, strong and very uncomfortable".
When asked if he was married, he said, "Oga, l never marry O. Na like dis l dey take dey get feelings from the women O.
As country don hard like this, na this system naim l dey take dey get feelings from women as l never fit marry O".
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