ABROAD AND LOCAL.
ABROAD:
Imagine this pretty looking Angel is going to decayed and be eaten up by termites. Bullshit men! That is bad, men!
We missed her spoken English, her jokes and general conduct, men!
Rest in peace till we meet to part no more!
Men, let's go! She is gone forever.
LOCAL
O boy! Even say the babe don mud, she still dey shine O.
See wetin dem wan go bury throw away. The babe breasts make sense O. You know say, he don tay wey she dey make yanga for us. But, no how, no how sha, we go gain from am. We go cut the part. Na heavy money we just dey look dey throw away face so.
Thank God say, na for bedi-ground dem go bury am.
Look, make l tell you. Na two hours ago, naim she kpemen O. I go still fit rush am now make l give am my first and last kiss O. She go sweet for bed sha.
A PASSERBY: O boy! The way two of una just dey touch the front of una trousers be like say na anoda tin una dey tink O.
GUYS: I beg, senior Bros, you nor go understand jare.
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