A guy just won a bet of about a million dollars.
FOREIGN: Men, our friend, Jackson is in money!
As our friend, we are going to his house now, men! We are going to party and party at his place for days men!
We are happy about this. We are going to advise him to invest in a profitable business. We congratulate him, men!
LOCAL
LOCAL: O boy, una don hear?
Sunday don win twenty five million naira for bet. The guy don hammer bad, bad.
That guy stingy well-well O. He nor go give us anything.
Shi-shi, he nor go give us.
Guy, this night, we go visit him house. Where Kongomila? I hope dat guy wey he dey hire gun from still dey?
We go hire one pistol now, now. Since na him bank account dem pay the money put, na kidnap we go kidnap am and we go demand twenty million naira as ransom before we go release am.
Call Kongomila, Agbakala, Rastamata and Chesterblaster, make we move now.
Make una remember: carrying him up from the ground, tying his eyes and mouth off we go.
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