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Sixteen years old Mary who was a final year secondary school student came home from school one afternoon and the following ensued between her and her parents.

MARY: Mum, which is correct? Like father like son or like mother like daughter? Or both are correct?

MOTHER: My daughter, like father like son is the correct one. See what your younger brother who is just fourteen years old is doing presently. He is practicing how to smoke cigarette like your father. Who knows if he has even started smoking like your father. That is a perfect example of, like father like son.

MARY: Mum, the way Dad always says that you are too sluggish in doing things is the same way my teacher always says about me. But he says that women who are sluggish in public are very fast and expert in the bedroom.  Dad, is mummy very fast and active in the bedroom?

FATHER: How dare your teacher taught you such corrupt things in the classroom?

MARY: He taught us under a subject called "SEX EDUCATION" It was approved by the ministry of education.

FATHER: Are you not a woman? Then, you should know better.

MARY: I am not married and so l can't know it. As a good daughter, whenever you and mummy are battling in the midnight game, l always close my eyes. But if you want me to answer your question, then, l have to start peeping you people henceforth.

FATHER: My daughter, don't try what would makes our ancestors blind your eyes. A child must not see his or her parents" nakedness or his or her eyes will go blind.

MARY: Don't worry about that. I will risk one eye by opening one and closing the other so that only one will go blind.

FATHER: Poverty, you have killed me. Had it been l have money to live in a two bedroom flat, will this mercenary prostitute dare to tell me to my face that she will peep her mother and l in the bedroom at night?  It is bad to live in a room apartment with children. They see, practice and experiment a lot.