ELDEST DAUGHTER: Mama, we your children are forced to called this emergency meeting.
Today, you are 84 years old.
Now, going by the cost of living standard in the country, one is afraid. Prices of commodities are going up with each passing hour.
And we heard that this is even the best of it.
So mama, if we should leave you to die as at when God will call you, we are afraid that we may not be able to get enough money to buy your casket, rice and meat, hire canopies and chairs, pay for both ambulance and mortuary bills.
Presently, casket is about N3000,000, bag of rice, N80,000, etc. If you should die now, it would take us about three million naira to bury you. But by next month, it will be double. That is why we brought this poison for you to drink it so that you will die now to save us cost.
It is said that delay is dangerous. So we want you to die now to save us the high expenses your burial may cost us if you should live longer than this.
Here is the bottle of the poison.
WETIN MAMA GO TAKL NOW?
MAN PINKIN TIRE O
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