One day a certain lady with large rolling bottoms walked past a teenage boy. The ten years old boy looked at the lady's rolling bottoms and he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips to the surprised of the lady.
The following ensued between her and the boy.
LADY; Small boy, what did you just do now?
BOY: Na wetin you see say l do?
LADY: So, at this your tender age, you have started to admire women. You are spoilt.
BOY: Look at you, na today?
I beg, make l hear word boh.
LADY: Look at you, what can you even do with a woman?
Little rat like you.
BOY: Even ashawo dem wey get PhD for ashawology nor go fit open their mouth to say wetin you dey talk so, because dem know wetin l dey do dem.
Na the giraffe wey nor know the power of Lion naim, dey test him power.
Make we go enter one bathroom or toilet now, make l demolish you.
LADY: I am short of words. Wonder shall never ends!
BOY: Na wonder shall ever continues.
You nor know say ghetto na the greatest teacher of bullshit?
I beg make you tell me your price.
THE LADY COLLAPSED.
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