Sunday, 10 March 2024

GBA-GBOS LIVE!

There is this proprietor who owns one of the biggest schools in Nigeria. During an Inter House Sports competition the commissioner of education promises a prize of a bulletproof Prado Jeep to any teacher or proprietor who comes first in the two hundred meters race.

Now, this school has the highest number of teachers. About sixty teachers both teaching and none teaching staff members.

Just before the Inter House Sports competition, the proprietor held a close door meeting with the staff members in the school. He entered into an agreement with them and also pleaded with them not to overtake him in the race.

He promised to increase their salaries if they allowed him to win the Jeep. They all agreed to abide by the agreement.

On the day of the competition, all the teachers and their proprietor began the race. When they had covered about fifty meters, a certain young male teacher came closer to the proprietor; but he was a little behind him.

Then he increased his speed and was ready to overtake him. When the proprietor observed it, he began to sing;
AGREEMENT IS AGREEMENT O
REMEMBER, AGREEMENT IS AGREEMENT O
AGREEMENT IS AGREEMENT O

And the teacher replied him in a song thus:
NO AGREEMENT TODAY, NO AGREEMENT TOMORROW!
NO AGREEMENT TODAY, NO AGREEMENT TOMORROW!

And the teacher won the car and he resigned and went away to enjoy his life.
Those who obeyed at last had no salary increment!

THIS GBA-GBOS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

No comments:

Post a Comment