She was dazed by the development in the city; especially with young guys and ladies driving expensive cars and building mansions.
Her sister told her that the guys are Yahoo boys and the ladies, Yaha ( female ( Yahoos )
The following ensued between them.
ELDER SISTER: My dear Queen, this is the best opportunity for you to make money from these Yahoo boys. They love beautiful looking ladies like you. This is how you will make millions from them. You have all it takes to subdue them. Say goodbye to village farmer boyfriends and welcome to Yahoo boyfriends.
VISITOR: But sister, how would l know them? Secondly, how can l make them to love me?
ELDER SISTER: No big deal about that. Yahoo boys are the easiest people to know. They leave their hairs to become dreadlock. They have bearded face. They also leave their trouser's zip slackened so that it will pull down a little bit exposing their boxers in a sagging manner. They also go about holding a can of plastic water.
Whenever you see anyone with this description, then know he is a Yahoo boy. Just walk down to him smiling and hug him very tightly and at the same time, be saying, "you are my bu! You are my bu!" Before you know it, he would pull you to himself and just allow him to do whatever he wants. This is your passport to become millionaire. Go to any busy spot and you will see them with their cars parked.
She then dressed to kill, carried her bag and left to a popular round about where there is always a crowd of people
One thing in her mind is: "Dreadlock hairs, with bearded face, sagging trousers and holding a can of plastic water.
As she got to the roundabout, she spotted, a certain mad man with dreadlock hairs, bearded face, torn pulling down trousers and at the same time, he was holding an empty dirty plastic container.
VISITOR: Yes, that must be one of them. He fitted into the description perfectly. "It is now or never", she said as she walked majestically towards her millions.
As she got to him., she hugged him tightly saying, " Hello bu, l love you bu!
O boy, come and see love in Tokyo. He too held her tightly to himself with his stinking body. His grip on her was like AKA GUM or better still, super glue.
She immediately, realized that she has kicked the wrong ball. But it was too late as he was already sexually arose!
It took the effort of about a dozen men to free her from the mad man's grip. As soon, she was freed, she accelerated with a speed that even a cheetah would have envied. In the desperation, she just faced the village. In about six hours later, she was back in the village.
Her surprised parents on seen her in a terrible condition asked her what happened and she said, "My parents, no thief who managed to escaped from the house owner can give an accurate numbers of blows, he received before escaping.
PARENTS: Now, where are your shoes and why is your dress torn to even your pant?
DAUGHTER: My parents, from today, both of you should respect the rich. A goat saw a barn with an abundance of yams but just as it got to the barn, Mr Lion appeared.
That is the end of my story. I need a proper massage.
She began to sing:
GOODBYE TO YAHOO BOYFRIEND! GOODBYE TO YAHOO BOYFRIEND!
WELCOME TO VILLAGE FARMER BOYFRIEND! WELCOME TO VILLAGE FARMER BOYFRIEND!
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