Tuesday, 27 February 2024

GBA-GBOS LIVE!

There is this guy named Robber. He has a wife named, Gun, a daughter named, Bullet and a son named  Imprisonment.

One day, he got home from work very late only for him to be told that his son, Imprisonment was missing. He was told that they have looked for him everywhere but they didn't see him.

He went to the the police station to make a report and the following ensued between himself and the policeman in charged of reports.

ROBBER: Good evening officer, l am looking for Imprisonment.

POLICE: Sorry, l didn't hear you well.

ROBBER: I say, l am looking for Imprisonment.

POLICE: What is your name?

ROBBER: Robber Sir.

POLICE: Where is your gun?

ROBBER: My Gun is at home.

POLICE: What about bullet?

RIBBER: Bullet is at home too.

POLICE: Well, it seems to me that you are looking for imprisonment.

ROBBER: Yes, that is exactly, why l am here.

And he was duly arrested.

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