WIFE: You see how useless you are. Is Mr Ariyo not a man like you? On their wedding day, he surprised his wife with a car. Is Felix not a man like you? On his fifth year marriage adversary, he surprised his wife with the most expensive phone. Is Mr David not a man like you? Last Christmas eve, he surprised his wife with the sum of fifty thousand naira. But all you know how to surprise me with, is pregnancy and giving you babies. Your mates are surprising their wives with gifts and you are surprising yourself with ogogoro alcohol. Animal.
HUSBAND: Is Mrs Alice not a woman like you? She abandoned her children for her husband and she travelled abroad for prostitution and monthly, she sends dollars and pounds to the husband to enjoy with the children. Can't you go abroad to do prostitution and surprise me with dollars and pounds for me to enjoy? Is Mrs Uya not a woman like you? She died and left all her riches for her husband and the children to enjoy. Why can't you become rich and die for me to enjoy with the children? Useless fool.
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