QUARREL DON GET K LEG!

A man and his wife engaged themselves in a fierce quarrel for about an hour. The man then called the woman a witch and a destroyer.The woman also called her husband a wizard and a destroyer. Their children were able to calmed them down and the following ensued between children, father and mother.

CHILDREN: We are very convinced from the confession from both of you, that daddy is a wizard and mummy is a witch. That is indisputable fact. But our questions now are.

First, are both of you in the same coven? Second question, how long have you people been initiated? Third question,   as destroyers, how many people have you people destroyed? Fourth question, how do you people go to the coven? 

MOTHER: We gave birth to you and brought you idiots up to this maturity stage and we didn't kill you fools. Since you have no respect for your parents, l am going to start the destruction with you idiots. No good job, no good husbands and wives for you all to prove the witchcraft to you.

CHILDREN: please, mummy, look our knees on the floor, we beg you to forgive us.