THE TERRIBLE LAST WISH!

There was this couple with four children. At a certain book launch, both of them were special guests of honour.

Immediately after the ceremony, they were accosted by a foreign journalist and the following ensued between them and the journalist.

JOURNALIST: Sir, assuming you are to die in three days time, how would you say goodbye to your beloved wife?

HUSBAND: I will hug her for hours, kiss her for hours, romance her for hours, make love to her for hours and finally eat with her for hours and pray that God should strengthen her to be able to take Care of our children and then, l will die.

And the journalist turned to the wife and asked her the same question. The below was her response.

WIFE: As for me, no need to waste time for plenty talks.

I will take his manhood along because this my husband is a very useless man. Because l know that immediately, l died, he will run after all these young girls enjoying himself while l will be smelling in the grave. No way! He must become a eunuch and let me see how he will be able to mess around. No more, no less, idiot.