Breaking News, first of March 1986.
A POLICEMAN GUNNED DOWN A RAT IN HIS ROOM, LABELED IT A ROBBER.
A policeman attached to the operation fire for fire unit, Mr Sosogo, has gunned down a very big house rat stealing his food.
According to a reliable source, the rat has been stealing from the policeman's soup pot for a while until he came home unexpectedly and caught the rat red handed stealing from his soup pot. He wasted no time, he gunned it down and declared that he had shot dead a notorious criminal.
In a related development, a primary school teacher, Mr Dash-Dash has flogged a house rat, twenty four strokes of the cane for eating his only bread.
According to a reliable source, the mathematics teacher had applied the following measurements of feeding due to the Structural Adjustment Programme (SAP) He goes to school in the morning without food but eats bread and groundnuts in the afternoon; and garri and salt with kernel in the evening. All the efforts of the teacher to feed properly was always thwarted by the big rat.
However, luck ran against it when the teacher came home to collect a file. He caught it in the act eating and enjoying his only bread. He tied it down and flogged it twenty four strokes of the cane.
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