THE NEW AFRICAN INVENTION.

The following conversations ensued between a landlord and one of his tenants.

LANDLORD: Mr Kojo, you are one of the best and most responsible tenants l have in this compound.

But something surprised me, hence l called you.

Since yesterday, you brought in here four strange gadgets which l can't tell what they are. Please, can you tell me what they are and why you brought them?

TENANT: Thank you sir, my landlord.

You see,this your compound is one of the biggest in the town. We the males, both married and unmarried are about twenty six and the females both married and unmarried are about thirty eight in numbers. Now, in this type of compound, where you see beautiful looking females everywhere, there is the need to check the men's temperature regularly as not to record a high blood temperature and pressure which may leads to cardiacs arrest.

 

Hence l brought these modern gadgets. The blue coloured device is called, THERMOMETER. It is used to check temperature.

LANDLORD: Yes, it is good. Now What about the others?

TENANT: Like l said earlier on. You see, some men would like to go and meet with their wives or secret lovers. And since, the distance round the compound is much, they need to run or walk fast and know the direction of their house. To know how fast their speed is and the direction of their houses, they need that green device called "ANEMOMETER". It shows the speed and direction of an object.

LANDLORD: Yes, that is good too. I believe you have a purpose. Now, tell me about the others.

TENANT: The dark coloured one is called "TELESCOPE"

Since the compound is so large and the houses are far a part, when night falls, some may not know how far or near to their rooms or where their lovers are waiting for them. So, they need this telescope. It makes far away objects to become nearer.

LANDLORD: That is also a good initiative. Not bad. What about the last one with red colour?

TENANT: Yes, you see, in a place like this where you have birds of different plumages, adultery and formication are always very rampant. And to keep this in check, the married men need that red device. It is called "OYOGOMETER". It is a locally Africa made detective device. It shows the numbers of times, a woman had slept with a man or how many times she had either committed formication or adultery in a day.

Once you set it and put it in your room, no more adultery. Whatever the woman does in anywhere she goes, once she enters the room, the oyogometer will swings into action. It is called Africa modern Oyogometer (AMO).

First of its kind in the world.

The landlord immediately collapsed and fainted because he is fond of committing adultery with peoples wives and formication with people's daughters and sisters.