SOME INTERNATIONAL PRANKSERS WHO HAVE OPERATED IN SEVERAL COUNTIES AND SUCCEEDED CAME TO NIGERIA AND THIS WAS WHAT HAPPENED.
These group of pranksters have carried out their nefarious activities in many counties, to the extent of deceiving Presidents and kings from their seats only for them to be toppled. They had about Nigeria and they decided to prank a sitting president for him to vacate his seat so that he could be toppled.
PRANKSTERS: Your Excellency, no time, run, run for your dear life. Coup plotters are outside.
HIS EXCELLENCY: Is that so? Aright, go and ask them who do they want to see?
PRANKSTERS: They said that they want to see you.
HIS EXCELLENCY: Alright, go and ask them for what purpose?
A minute later, PRANKSTERS: they said to kidnap you.
HIS EXCELLENCY: Alright, go and see what type of guns they have and how many are they.
Two minutes later, PRANKSTERS: Fifteen hefty looking men with fifteen AK-47 automatic rifles sir.
HIS EXCELLENCY: For me to believe, l have to hear the sounds of the gunshots.
They went outside and exploded several bangers and knockouts into the air and came back two minutes later, PRANKSTERS: We believed that you heard the several shots, Your Excellency.
HIS EXCELLENCY: Alright, now, go and bring some of the expended cartridges and bullets cases.
PRANKSTERS: Your Excellency, you are a very hard nut to crack. We have succeeded in several places, then, why can't we succeed in Nigeria?
HIS EXCELLENCY: I am a Nigerian and Nigeria is the giant of Africa. Remember that giants don't tremble when lizards jump down from the lroko tree.
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