Monday 12 June 2023

WHEN THE HUNGRY MONKEY REFUSES THE RIPE BANANA.

Once upon a time, there was a certain randy lecturer who was nicknamed "Professor Slaughter" because he never goes for any female student in the campus and fails!
He was one of the most popular lecturers of his time because of his negativity.

Now, in the same city where he worked as a lecturer was a very big secondary school. At a time, one of the female students of the secondary school contested for 'miss students' beauty pageant in the school and won. This girl was in her final year in the school at the time. She was seventeen years of age.

About 95% of students from that secondary school usually gain admission into the institution where this randy lecturer worked. Now, this girl who won the 'miss students' was very pretty looking. Infact, she was down to earth. 

When she won the contest, everyone's thought was that she would surely gain admission into the state institution where the randy lecturer worked. Knowing very well whom the lecturer was, they believed he will surely go for her owning to her beautiful stature.

Just as expected, she finally gained admission into the institution. When she was in two hundred level, fortunately for the randy lecturer, she was exactly in his department. He salivated constantly. His joy knew no bound. One Wednesday towards the end of the second semester, the randy lecturer said to some of his colleagues, "Men, that Miss student must enter my slaughter room coming Sunday. I have to be fast about it before she pass to the next level. The babe is hot and dam pretty. She can't escape me".

He planned to send for her on Saturday evening against Sunday's arrangement.

But, something happened on Thursday evening. A certain video of a lecturer wanting to sleep with a female student went viral! In the video, the lecturer was completely naked telling the student that after the slaughtering, he would make sure she never fail any course in the institution. But the female student whom her face didn't show was heard telling the lecturer that her marriage was coming up in two months times and it would not be proper for her to be unfaithful to her husband. The lecturer told her to either do it or she failed.

Immediately the video surfaced online, Miss students began to share it to various sites, platforms and groups. She shared it fifty times into the randy lecturer's social media different accounts. Throughout that Friday, she was busy sharing it. The lecturer was disappointed as to why this lady took it upon herself to fill the whole world with the dirty and shameful news. It then dawned on him that the girl may pose similar problem to him if he should go on with his Sunday's arrangement.

The lady on her part had been told by her friends that she can't escape the lecturer's slaughter room as far she was in his department and being the most pretty looking girl on campus. And so she decided to use a very cheap trick on him.

On Saturday evening, she went to visit the lecturer. She held her phone and was busy pressing it as she entered into the lecturer's sitting room. After the normal greetings, she said, "Sir, can l take you out to any of the joint for a good time tomorrow afternoon?*

LECTURER: Like for what? I mean to do what?

STUDENT: Like to drink, eat and do any other thing you may like.

LECTURER: I can see you are so busy pressing your phone all the while. What is that you are so busy about?

STUDENT: Oh! Don't mind me sir. I am sharing the video of one stupid idiot who doesn't know himself.

LECTURER: I don't think, l can make it in the afternoon because we have a meeting.

STUDENT: What about in the evening?

LECTURER: I have some scripts to mark In the evening.

STUDENT: What about Monday in the evening after lectures?

LECTURER: It won't be possible also.

STUDENT: Sir, am l not pretty looking enough to invite you out?

LECTURER: It would be a very costly mistake for a Lion to go after a goat which a hunter tied a rope on its neck and he holds the rope with his left hand and holds his gun with his right hand.

STUDENT: What do you mean sir?  I am offering you what most personalities have sought for but couldn't get. The monkey should gladly go for the free ripe banana.

LECTURER: Yes, but not when the banana is toxic! 
Not when the banana is highly poisonous.

The girl then thanked him and left.

As soon she left, the lecturer knelt down and said, "God, l thank you for saving me from this temptation. She even held a phone still sharing the video in my presence. My video would have been the next to be shared on the social media. Oh! God, l jump am pass. I swear, from today onwards, zip up! No more sex for mark, no more slaughtering etc. I have fully repented".



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