One day, a Nigerian was involved in a contest with a man who represented all the other Africa counties.
The Nigerian told the man who represented all the Africa counties that there are certain things which only exist in Nigeria and because of this, they can't be seen in any other Africa countries. A foreign company dropped the sum of eight thousand dollar for the winner.
HERE GOES THE CONTEST:
NIGERIAN: We have internet fraud in Nigeria.
Representative: We also have them in other Africa counties.
NIGERIAN: We have ritual killings in Nigeria.
Representative: We also have them in other Africa counties.
NIGERIAN: We have babies factories in Nigeria.
Representative: We also have them in other Africa counties.
NIGERIAN: We have examination malpractices.
Representative: We also have them in other Africa counties.
NIGERIAN: We have electoral malpractices.
Representative: We also have them in other Africa counties.
NIGERIAN: Law enforcement agents extort money from the people here in Nigeria.
Representative: We also have corrupt law enforcement agents in other Africa counties.
NIGERIAN: We have oil bunkers and oil thieves in Nigeria.
Representative: We also have them in other Africa counties.
NIGERIAN: We have money laundering in Nigeria.
Representative: We also have them in other Africa counties. I told you that nothing that you have in Nigeria that we don't have in other Africa counties. I am going to win you and collect the money.
NIGERIAN: We have Operations Python Dance in Nigeria.
Representative: What do you mean by Operations Python Dance?
NIGERIAN: There you are! In Nigeria at times, when there is breakdown of laws, you will see the Operations Python Dance. It is a situation whereby Pythons will come out with uniforms and start to dance openly. That is the best dance you can ever see in anywhere. It is very colourful.
Representative: Well, we don't have them in other Africa counties. It is surprising.
NIGERIAN: We have Operations Crocodiles Smile in Nigeria.
Representative: Which one is that? I have neither heard about that nor seen it in other Africa counties that crocodiles smile.
NIGERIAN: There you are again! In Nigeria we have what is called Operations Crocodiles Smile. Whenever there is a breakdown of laws and order, you will see crocodiles smiling everywhere.
Representative: You have won! Your country must be the most fearful country in the world!
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