SEE MONEY, PROMOTION AND A NEW CAR, SEE DIE!

 Once upon a time, there was a civil war in a certain country. The war was so scaring due to the number of casualties recorded and so the soldiers began to desert the warfront and flee for their safety. The president of the country became very angry and he gave order to the police to arrest any fleeing soldier and bring him to the barracks.  He also placed a reward of a million naira, a new SUV car and promotion for any policeman who is able to arrest any fleeing soldier.

Because of the handsome reward, every policeman tried to get involved so that he can claim the reward.Three days later, a policeman with a fully loaded rifle saw a soldier man who just fled from the battlefield sitting under a tree with his rifle well loaded.

The following ensued between them.

POLICEMAN: Good afternoon officer.

SOLDIER MAN: Afternoon.

POLICEMAN: The war must have been very tough sir.

SOLDIER MAN: Yes, it was.

POLICEMAN: You must have left the battlefield a few days ago.

SOLDIER MAN: Yes, l did.

POLICEMAN: You must be a very tough soldier.

SOLDIER MAN:  Yes, l am.

POLICEMAN: You must have killed a lot of enemies before you left.

SOLDIER MAN: Yes, l did.

POLICEMAN: And some of the enemies you killed were fully armed with rifles.

SOLDIER MAN: Yes, they were.

POLICEMAN: As it is now, if anyone with arms confronts you face to face, you are ready to send him to meet his useless ancestors immediately.

SOLDIER MAN: Without delay.

The policeman then thanked him and left. As he walked away, he said, "Oh God! See the way a whooping sum of a million naira, a new SUV car and promotion just slipped through my fingers like that.

It is said that 'no venture no success'. But not with an angry soldier man who deserted the war. It will be better for me to be alive than for the reward to be placed on my coffin with pallbearers displaying it. This reward is more than the police".